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I know you’ve all been wondering how the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse will vote

The campaign song he’s written might answer that question.

Warning: he rhymes “been” with “team”, or at least tries to. You might not want to actually listen to this.

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Comments

  1. Pierce R. Butler says

    Eagles can vote now?

    All the rest of them probably take a diametrically different attitude about guns than this bird.

  2. says

    What an exhilarating campaign song! It is surely in a class by itself (perhaps in detention). How soon can we expect The Third Eagle to provide his expert analysis of phallic symbology at the Republican convention? It’s his specialty, after all.

  4. says

    Arrgh! Please do NOT FOLLOW the link I just posted. It’s a version of the song I wanted that has been overdubbed with horrible christian totalitarian imagery.

    The song is good. The sentiment of the assclam who edited it, is not.

  5. cartomancer says

    I think the local hospitals ought to check that there hasn’t been a mass valium theft recently…

    Still, at least the quality of the music on America’s Got Talent is improving. That is what this is, right?

  6. Zeppelin says

    Oh, isn’t this That Guy? The one who did that hilarious video about the satanic murals in some US airport somewhere? Good to know he’s been exploring his creativity, I guess!

  9. slithey tove (twas brillig (stevem)) says

    crap. I know this video doesn’t profit Mr Ripoff but I still shudder at viewing this as it indicates Dumpster support.
    Every line of that song is pure “bovine excrement”.
    __________________
    sorry to projecting my anger reaction to a friend’s Facepuke posting selling Trump as THE candidate to save this country.
    __________________
    yeah call HRC a criminal while ignoring Trump’s fradulent faux-university and continual pleas of bankruptcy, and lies about net worth, and lies about _______ {fill in the blank}.
    Drumph “knows the way” … to the Chapter 11 suite.
    that “border that leaks like a sieve” is tighter than the singer’s skull which is leaking his brains all over the place.
    yes! build that wall, Mr Drumph, around your estate, with you inside, and stay there, forever.
    “Firearms freely available keep even the weakest safe”, only in cartoons you [redacted]
    ____
    good thing I don;t have a transcript of that PR-song. or I would heavily annotate every line.

  11. grumpyoldfart says

    His eyes really sparkled when he mentioned “jihadis”. I wouldn’t be surprised if he fantasizes about dishing out some rough justice of his own.

  13. Holms says

    Warning: he rhymes “been” with “team”, or at least tries to.

    But they do rhyme :(

  14. slithey tove (twas brillig (stevem)) says

    siderail alert:
    ummm I don’t get the title of the thread. Third Eagle of the Apocalypse???
    I only know the story with 4 horsemen. Never mentioned any eagles. Significance of 3rd instead of 1st or 2nd?
    is it just an aggrandizement the right-wing-songster applied to himself, of which we’re mokking [sic]? IDK

  15. catbutler says

    I’m not listening again, but I think he also tried to rhyme weak with peace.

  17. inquisitiveraven says

    slithey tove@14:

    This guy has been around for a while. This article explains the moniker (which I don’t think I’d known the reason for before). He’s a serious whackjob.

  20. congenital cynic says

    I lasted 45 seconds. Couldn’t take any more of that drivel.

    I keep thinking “he’s so bad that it has to be parody”, but then I know he’s serious. He’s just such a fucking nutter it’s hard to imagine.

  21. mostlymarvelous says

    Sorry Rich. That guy is deadly earnest. He’s some kind of self-taught Roman Catholic.

    I once had to hold my husband up because he was laughing so much at one of ol’ Third Eagle’s videos – the one on Denver airport having genital imagery, demonic!, in its design – that he went all breathless and weak at the knees. I haven’t seen him laugh so much before, or since.

  22. KG says

    I just assumed the Third Eagle of the Apocalpyse would be voting the same way as the first two. If there’s a split among the Eagles of the Apocalypse, will that advance or retard its arrival?

  23. KG says

    I just assumed the Third Eagle of the Apocalpyse would be voting the same way as the first two. If there’s a split among the Eagles of the Apocalypse, will that advance or retard its arrival?

  25. KG says

    I just assumed the Third Eagle of the Apocalpyse would be voting the same way as the first two. If there’s a split among the Eagles of the Apocalypse, will that advance or retard its arrival?

  26. KG says

    Hmm. For some reason, the following comment does not appear:
    “I just assumed the Third Eagle of the Apocalpyse would be voting the same way as the first two. If there’s a split among the Eagles of the Apocalypse, will that advance or retard its arrival?”

  27. KG says

    I’ve tried repeatedly to post an extremely witty comment here, but it doesn’t appear. I can’t even quote it within another comment. What gives?