Maybe I should start collecting action figures?

Just in case. In case I find myself in heaven, facing Jack Chick’s god (that is so exactly Chick’s faceless giant man on a throne) and I need an army.

Cartoon sacrilege is such a great way to start the morning.


  1. blf says

    Based on the way teh great sky faeries’s minions on Earth treat women, I’d say one cootie is far more effective than any number of action figures or animated pottery.

  2. says

    And look! You can get Sithrak Tracts at the Oglaf Store! Again, clearly modeled after Chick tracts.

    The problem is that if I got them, I wouldn’t leave them in bus stations or hand them out at Halloween, because the miserable sinners do not deserve any Sithrak tracts. Also, they don’t matter — Sithrak is going to slow roast you in agonizing agony no matter what you believe.

  3. johnmarley says

    “No-one can prove it isn’t” is basically the justification for every religion, ever, so Sithrak is every bit as plausible as any other deity. I’m convinced.

  4. AlexanderZ says

    Oglaf went downhill since she removed the alt text.

    YOB #3

    I’ll have my Warhammer Necron army

    Necron? I always thought you more of a Tau type.

  5. AlexanderZ says

    dexitroboper #11

    The alt-text is only temporarily missing: The Tweet of Oglaf

    Sithrak be praised!

  6. says

    @PZ: Might want to bring some Gunpla models, if what my girlfriend says about hers in any indication. If clay can come alive and become real men with real weapons, imagine with a foot-high model of a skyscraper-sized robot with relativistic particle cannons could do!

  7. Athywren - Frustration Familiarity Panda says

    Also, fun fact: I can’t access some pages of FTB without the cunning use of filter circumvention techniques in my current location, but Oglaf? I have unrestricted access to Oglaf. I have more trouble viewing Grrl Power here than I do Oglaf. I should probably mention this to the IT peeps… but I don’t think I’m gonna.

  8. longship says

    There’s also scientist bobble heads. One could always enlist an army of them. Throngs of Galileo, Brahe, Kepler, Newton, Darwin, Huxley, Faraday, Maxwell, Planck, Einstein, Feynman, Dirac, Schroedinger, Heisenberg, Bohr, etc. bobble heads! And I would also have plenty of Lovelace, Leavitt, Franklin, etc. bobble heads.

    My favorite might be the Brahe bobble heads. After all, he had an elk (which sadly died falling down the stairs when it got drunk – a fucking drunk elk!), a dwarf (how does one have a dwarf?), and a metallic nose. Certainly, a party animal. Worthy of celebration, no matter how big of an asshole he might have been. Lots of Brahe bobble heads.

    Chick throne person could not stand up against the throng of science bobble heads.