It’s a tool of the alien interlopers, the Anunnuki, who control the entire planet!
The race of beings that dominate and control the planet today as the Illuminati are speculated by many sources to be a race of ET’s called the Anunnaki. The story is that Anunnaki came to Earth to create a human being that they could enslave and mine gold for them. The gold was needed to repair their plant’s atmosphere (presumed to be Niburu).
Michael estimates that there were more than 10 million stone circle ruins in South Africa that were used to presumably connect and form sound energy grids that would allow the Anunnaki spaceships to come and get shipments of gold. This was in the time of Enki, or of the time of the legend of Adam and Eve.
With the discovery that most all ancient sites with monolithic structures are located along the grid lines of earth, the bigger picture comes into play. The Anunnaki scientists built these first energy conductors like the circular stone ruins in South Africa and then began to build more powerful monuments along Earth’s ley lines. Stonehenge and the pyramids at Giza are basic examples, but they continued to get more powerful and complex with each generation. Aerial views of these silica based grids all over the planet show the similarity to today’s computer board circuits.
I know what you’re thinking: this sounds like crazy talk. Harvesting gold to repair the atmosphere of a distant planet? Ley lines? Stonehenge resembles a computer circuit board? (I really wonder what this person thinks a circuit board looks like.) But here’s the evidence:
This principle can be applied to the layout of churches and the steeples used as antennas in order to harvest the singing and praising of God. Most temples are templates of computer circuit boards. The complete layout of all large cities is based on energy harvesting in the form of a circuit board with an energy source of sound from humans gathered together in carefully planned out places.
Stop singing! You’re just energizing the Anunnuki!
Again with the circuit boards, though. I don’t think they know what they’re talking about.
By the way, if you’re really bored, that comes from a site called the Esoteric Metaphysical Spiritual Database. I dare you to read their science
category without laughing or crying.
So it would appear that you’ve taken the blue pill, Doctor, and live in happy, blissful ignorance rather than facing and thus the brutal truth to reality of the universe.
Or is that from a movie I saw?
I must find the keymaker to know for sure.
Everybody natters on about the pyramids at Giza, but there are a whole lot more Egyptian pyramids than just those, many of which either collapsed during construction or were never finished. Seems like the Anunnuki were pretty haphazard engineers for being so advanced.
I seem to recall an app that lets you find “ley lines” connecting famous structures in literally any part of the world. I’d guess that the circuit board thing comes from those random lines not actually forming a regular pattern. But there must be a pattern, because ley lines! Therefore, the intersection of the lines and random connections must be like the seemingly randomly placed wires on a chip.
Makes total sense.
Anyway, they totally ripped off Battlefield Earth with the whole “harvesting gold” thing.
Okay, this is proof PZ, you’re a closet masochist! Thanks for the warning though, my time (and brain cells) have been spared.
“Energy” being gathered and stored, and yet none of it leaks in any detectable spectrum. I am skeptical.
Ten million “stone circle ruins” in S.Africa alone? Assuming s/he doesn’t mean something like the remains of campfires or similar day-to-day(-ish) activities — e.g,, “board” games — where is that put on the Scale of Implausibility: Utterly, Deeply, or Bonkers?
So… Adam and Eve weren’t real, but Enki was?
One thing you got wrong! wrong!! wrong!!! PZ!!!!
It’s “repair their plant’s atmosphere”
That’s QUITE different.
Must be awful working in a factory with no atmosphere. I suppose they could pipe mood music though?…
Sounds serious. Better call X-COM. And research plasma rifles
Scientology also claims that religion is part of an alien plot to enslave humanity. Apart from their religion, of course.
Why would they want gold that’s in a gravity well? Surely there’s lots of the stuff out in various asteroids, etc.
Besides, what would Xenu say?
According to the energy grid image, Earth is a giant soccer ball. That at least explains David Icke’s interest in all this.
So….
You’re a culture capable of interstellar travel….
Your political structures are stable enough to attempt 10,000 year plans on distant planets….
You need gold for something….
… and THIS is the best strategy you can come up with? Find a puny rocky planet far from home, uplift a bunch of hairless apes, and order them to build piles of rocks all over their planet?
What, you couldn’t find a convenient supernova remnant to mine? (or, you know, a couple common-as-dirt asteroids from your own home star system?)
Didn’t I see this on Dr. Who a while back?
“…most all ancient sites with monolithic structures are located along the grid lines of earth,…”
Earth has no grid lines. Man-made maps have grid lines.
Chris J:
More likely they ripped off Zecharia Sitchin. His book The Twelfth Planet proposed that the Annunaki of Sumerian mythology were aliens here to harvest gold from Earth to put into their planet’s atmosphere. And they made humans—a gene-splice job using Annunaki and ape as their source materials—because the lower-ranking Annunaki got fed up with having to do all the scut-work in the mines. Later, all the other Annunaki wanted some as servants, too—and so we got cities dedicated/ruled by various ‘gods’ served by those populations.
He made a whole lotta chowder from just that one oyster, too; later books involved the ancient Egyptians and the cultures of the Americas.
Can you say, *ka-ching!*?
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I did an AD&D campaign base off of Sitchin’s work.
It was awesome.
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Is a wedding ring a symbolic form of stone circle? Controlled minds want to know.
Wouldn’t it be easier to mine asteroids for gold? I mean less escape velocity, higher proportion of gold to rock. Why would I expect ancient alien proponetists to understand astronomical and terrestrial geology though.
Naah, aliens gotta probe butt. It’s written into your constitution I believe.
So, basically ‘Ancient Aliens’ recycled. Not. Even. Wrong!
Another crackpot alien theory. How do I know? This one doesn’t even attempt to account for chemtrails. Not one mention of lizardpeople, either.
Where’s Giorgio Tsoukalos when you need him?
“I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens.”
That’s what THEY want you to believe. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
@richardelguru #8
Well, they can pipe it in, but no one could hear it without an atmosphere, so double awful.
Also, if you found PZ’s post funny, you might like the podcast, Exposing Pseudoastromomy. Stu Robbins does a really good job on Sitchen, et al. who did invent this stuff, far as I can tell.
http://podcast.sjrdesign.net/
@richardelguru #8
It’s not awful if it’s Amazon…and you’re Jeff Bezos, of course, sitting in your executive office suite. Working in a “factory” like that is great.
Interesting assertion I read a while back on the religions of ancient Rome: in the ancient world, a temple was a place, not a structure. They built structures on the temple site, but it was the site that had the special woo. If that’s the case, you didn’t need a pyramid, basilica, steeple, stone circle…just stand in the right place.
“Stonehenge resembles a computer circuit board? (I really wonder what this person thinks a circuit board looks like.)”
They think circuit boards look like Stonehenge, duh.
@27
I’m beginning to see the resemblance myself. Either one may be in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.
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Not to defend these guys (at all), but evolutionary biology and genetics has shown that the descent of humanity from a recent single pair of “first humans” is impossible. On the other hand, an alien visitor being worshipped as a god and mythologized after he left is implausible, but not impossible. I don’t think any of our religions were inspired by alien visitors, but there’s nothing impossible about that idea, it just falls victim to Occam’s razor, because there are other, simpler explanations for the origin of religion.
I’m not trying to nitpick, and It’s not so much that I’m pro-Enki, but I’m just really, really anti-Adam&Eve, which is a belief that so many still cling to, and that so many harmful beliefs are connected to. The biological ridiculousness of Adam&Eve can never be overstated, IMHO.
I thought this sounded familiar, but apparently i don’t have a link to this crank-a-thon in my list.
The worst thing is, the subset of Earth Warriors who place Orgone Generators around the world in effort to neutralize their particular alien threat only serve to further power the machines of the Anunnaki. These guys really need to get it together.
That makes religion a tiny bit awesome, actually. I like alien astronauts as a plot device – I do like Stargate, after all – but obviously there’s a bit of an issue when you start taking that seriously.
Anyway, why in the world would these beings – who can travel the stars – resort to something as inefficient as human slave labour… and then not even enslave us properly? Don’t they have robots? Mining tools to strip-mine asteroids or whole planets? I mean, we’re talking about technology that’s currently beyond any scientific understanding we have – faster-than-light travel – you’d think they’d have some rather nice gadgets on top of that at this point.