A Florida county planned to allow religious groups to hand out Bibles in public schools. Atheists planned to take advantage of the required religious freedom to hand out secular material as well, and the school board was unfazed — yeah, go ahead, you can send out your tepid separation of church and state pamphlet while we give ’em a whole book of lurid sex and violence and gay stonings and babies smashed against walls.
But then the satanists offered to send out Satanic Children’s Big Book of Activities, a little coloring book, and…
The school board folded. Bam. Down for the count. They canceled all the distributions of religious texts.
Satanism. It’s atheism’s secret weapon.