Relief is here! Just listen to this sampling of…Scientology music!
If you listen to the whole thing, at the very end you get to hear L. Ron Hubbard himself sing (or try to, anyway). And you’ll then find yourself reconciled to “pa-rum-pa-pa-pum” and “fa-la-la-la” and all the other crap playing non-stop in every commercial locale in town right now. Or at least, you’ll be able to say, “It could be worse.”