Are you hoping to get lucky with a diseased android this weekend?


Then you need Scroguard. For those of you who can’t afford the whole gimp suit.

I guess I might have been a little more sympathetic to the concept if it weren’t for the cheesiest, most off-putting computer graphics I’ve seen in quite a while.

Comments

  1. Ichthyic says

    The Space Pope told me not to date robots.

    seriously, the guy who does the voice? sounds like the guy who does the “Brawndo” commercial in Idiocracy.

    about as useful as Brawndo as well. I wonder if it has electrolytes?

  2. indignation says

    You can put it on hours before the main event to avoid awkward interruptions. Because the person that uses this is deeply concerned about awkwardness during sex.

  3. lanir says

    Amusing… They seem to assume boys on top of girls. Put the girl on top or a boy on another boy and certain logic problems pop up.

  4. Ichthyic says

    C’mon…you know this is a prank, right?

    not many pranks will give you legitimate links to paypal accounts to buy the product.

  5. says

    not many pranks will give you legitimate links to paypal accounts to buy the product.
    I ran a prank site for 9 months in 2007 with a very active Paypal button. I just refused payments when they were made by those who didn’t think it over.

  6. says

    How the smart people here can’t see that scroguard is a very funny prank is beyond my ken. Have you even checked out the site’s FAQ page? It’s hilarious.

  7. says

    Ichthyic @11

    I have the perfect ad slogan…

    “SCROGUARD! … For the Bro Guard.”

    Hmmm … what’s really needed is a Broguard for keeping bros at a great distance.

  8. Athywren says

    I don’t understand… there’s a penis hole, but there appears to be no penis to go through said penis hole. Why include a penis hole in a product that, apparently, removes your penis?

  9. Ichthyic says

    what’s really needed is a Broguard for keeping bros at a great distance.

    all a bro has to do is wear it on the outside of their pants.

    problem solved.

  10. Ichthyic says

    I ran a prank site for 9 months in 2007 with a very active Paypal button. I just refused payments when they were made by those who didn’t think it over.

    you’re one of those people with way too much time on their hands I see.

  11. says

    you’re one of those people with way too much time on their hands I see.

    Yeah, because no one could set up a website in an afternoon and then post daily updates while having a life away from the Internet.