A better, more appropriate mascot

That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die. Except Mickey. Disney will not let him die.


And now…eternal undeath on a t-shirt.


  1. Elijah Terrell says

    If you can animate that monstrosity, you probably deserve some kind of award.

  2. NitricAcid says

    So….this would be the mascot for the newly-renamed Washington Cthulhoids? Washington Monstrosities? Washington Gibberers? Washington Abominations?

  3. Stardrake says

    Sadly, a dense-pack of Disney lawyers are likely already on a ballistic course to the producer of this shirt. The Mouse has NO sense of humor.

  4. says

    Tony! @6

    Be afraid.

    Be very afraid.

    Actually I was slightly off: they didn’t have the Pacman eyes in Steamboat Willie, their first film, but that general look is pretty early. Never liked it; my only encounters with Mickey et al were the later comic books. :)

  5. Dark Jaguar says

    Hey I like Mickey! Old Disney cartoons weren’t nearly as widespread as old WB cartoons when I was a kid, so I missed out on a number of the classics. I think I like Goofy more though.

  6. abusedbypenguins says

    Signing “Mickey Mouse” as my name on a spelling test was the final straw that got me kicked out of cat-lic school when I was 8. My first accomplishment.