How can they not be dazzled by this ad?
I shouldn’t have even shown it to you — now the women who read Pharyngula will abandon the place, swayed by the hip appeal of conservative values. You’re all thinking about wedding dresses all the time, aren’t you? The Republicans think it’s so potent that they’ve made six different versions, just changing the name of the candidate. I understand cynicism has lots of sex appeal with the Lady Vote.
Oh, no, I just realized — my daughter is getting married in the spring. She might think the Argument from Wedding Dresses suddenly has currency, leading to Familial Estrangement.