Two creationist camps, both alike in dignity, in fair America, where we lay our scene, from ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. Not that they were ever very civil to begin with.
The Discovery Institute snipes at Answers in Genesis, suggesting that the Nye-Ham debate is going to humiliate the science side and also clarify the difference between Intelligent Design creationism and Overtly Religious creationism; Ken Ham fires back at the Discovery Institute, arguing that ID fails to lead people to the One True God.
This can only end in blood, we hope. Or poison.
Reginald Selkirk says
Har har. I just finished reading Creationism’s Trojan Horse by Barbara Forrest and Paul Gross.
David Marjanović says
Ham is an orc? …How fitting.
jefferylanam says
But do they bit their thumbs at each other?
Wylann says
Did they use fart noises again?
doublereed says
Do people actually buy the idea that intelligent design and creationism are different? Like I’ve never heard creationists argue “no no no you’re thinking of creationism, not intelligent design!”
Does that argument actually work on anyone?
Randomfactor says
Maybe they could just debate one another and let Nye bow out? Kilkenny cats…
tubi says
@5
As far as I can tell, ID is different only in that it doesn’t say which god did the creating. Nevertheless, they continue to insist there is some grand significant difference between the two.
I’ve never heard them say what the difference is, however.
Reginald Selkirk says
The difference is that “creationism” is prohibited from being taught in public school science classes by strong legal precedents. They wish those precedents not to aplly to “intelligent design.”
cdesign proponentsists.
David Marjanović says
Technically, ID allows Sufficiently Advanced Aliens and suchlike. However, sooner or later every cdesign proponentsist makes clear that they actually assume Yahwe. For instance, why has none of them ever proposed Multiple Designers Theory?
PZ Myers says
The difference is that ID creationism knows their religious roots will destroy them in court, so they hide their beliefs, while religious creationism is too committed to faith to care, and flaunts their religious roots.
cottonnero says
Which is to say, ID is creationism wearing a wig.
Michael Brew says
The difference is the reason “true” creationists dislike ID proponents: they don’t publicly acknowledge tge Christian god. Oh, that’s obviously the assumption and creationists know it, but the True Believers regard hiding it as an act of cowardice (and it kind of is, which is why the feelings are mutual since ID proponents are afraid of creationists naively ruining their long game) and a denial of their god, which is just as bad as blasphemy in their eyes, though far more useful to them.
timgueguen says
ID is creationism in a really bad wig, and also wearing those big plastic glasses with a giant plastic moustache attached.
paulburnett says
PZ: “Two creationist camps, both alike in dignity, in fair America, where we lay our scene…”
Been watching Shakespeare In Love while you’re snowed in?
b. - Order of Lagomorpha says
Does this mean there are Deeeeeep Riffffffffts?
I don’t see much to choose from between the two. One is a jackass who’s semi-up-front about his jackassery. The other jackass(es) attempt covert jackassery, badly.
cag says
ID paraphrased – My lie is better than your lie, creationist.
Creationism paraphrased – My lie is better than your lie, IDist.
Gregory in Seattle says
If you are going to be casting creationist nonsense into Shakespearean prose. you have need of the Shakespearean Insulter.
Sastra says
doublereed #5 wrote:
The only people who really have to buy it are the ID proponents themselves. After that, they seriously think their ‘scientific’ alternative to the theory of evolution – an alternative spelled out by its refusal to spell anything out and therefore content itself forever with sniping that there are “legitimate questions” — will merit inclusion in public school science classes and maybe eventually even in universities. Note the direction.
Just as you can point out many differences between Catholicism and Protestants, you could, if you wanted to, find distinctions between Young Earth Creationism and Intelligent Design. It’s not just the coyness about God — the “problems with evolution” are technically better than the blunt Flood Geology and silly crocoducks of the YEC.
When I say “better” I of course don’t mean “good.” I mean they’re more esoteric and complicated than the ones which try to support a 6,000 or 10,000 year old earth — stuff like irreducible flagellum and Specified complexity.” You have to know a bit more biology and take a bit more time to explain WHY they’re wrong — and why the gap isn’t a gap and even if it were it’s not a place where we’ve got no choice but to assume a frontloaded “Intelligent Design.” More pseudointellectualism than bootstrap common sense.
The ID crowd likes to think of themselves as being to the Theory of Evolution as Deepak Chopra is to Quantum Physics.
Wait, no — that’s how I like to think of them.
Olav says
I know at least a few people who genuinely believed intelligent design, while they thought they were rejecting creationism. This was around the time that Michael Behe became sort of famous with his “irreducible complexity” nonsense. ID was then seen by many people as an alternative scientific explanation for evolution. Adherents would accept the reality of evolution and of common ancestry, together with the timescales involved, while imagining that God must have intervened at different points in the process to nudge it in the right direction so that it would eventually lead to humans.
Understood in this way ID is indeed quite distinct from hard creationism, the six-days-six-thousand-years-ago variant otherwise known as Young Earth Creationism. It was seen as the reasonable position to hold in some circles: the scientific reality of evolution with just a little extra.
The people I mentioned have all since given up on ID and have accepted that it has not any explanations (or hope for evidence of the supernatural) to offer, that none of its promises have materialised. Back to reality.
Reginald Selkirk says
But “Intelligent design is just the Logos theology of John’s Gospel restated in the idiom of information theory.” – William Dembski
cicely says
Nah.
Black-rimmed glasses and a spit-curl—only convincing to those afflicted with Plot Blindness.
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kevinalexander says
And a lab coat and a blackboard with sciency things on it.
scienceavenger says
So the IDists and the Hamster are enemies…and the enemy of my enemy is my friend…which takes me places I don’t want to go.
kevinalexander says
And he looks like this:
http://despicableme.wikia.com/wiki/Dr._Nefario?file=Dr-Nefario-despicable-me-13776694-616-315.jpg
Owlmirror says
I recall that back when
Expectorated!Expelled! came out, there was some friendly meeting between Ben Stein — presumably representing the DI — and Ken Ham.Google sez:
http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2008/03/13/rare-hyperbole/
Gotta link to this, just for mentioning
Extirpated!Expelled!http://www.expelledexposed.com/
Glenn Graham says
I always thought ID advocates were creationists. But then again, before I started exploring these topics I also thought that a young earth creationist was a creationist under the age of 25.
Marcus Ranum says
Voltaire’s prayer: “let my enemies be ridiculous”
NelC says
“Alike in dignity”? Snort! Same subterranean level, I’d say.
Marcus Ranum says
ID was then seen by many people as an alternative scientific explanation for evolution
Odd, since it lacks explanatory power. I suppose if one could also explain how to do superluminal travel or planet-seeing or present evidence of the same it might be interesting, but it’d still leave the unanswered question of who created the creators.
Tony! The Fucking Queer Shoop! says
cicely:
Intelligent design is to creationism what Clark Kent is to Superman? :)
It’s all the more funny given the savior imagery of Superman.
anuran says
We can only hope for a Gingham Dog and Calico Cat ending
jste says
Huh… hadn’t seen that one before… Design by Committee could help the ID crowd explain away annoying complications like the appendix, if they just let a few other gods into their pantheon…
Olav says
Me #19:
Marcus Ranum #29 replies:
Well, duh ;-)
Of course I meant to say that to a lot of people, perhaps people who had not looked into it too deeply yet, the intelligent design proposal did seem to hold a promise that important discoveries could be made with just a little more research.
So perhaps I should have inserted the word “potential” somewhere in that sentence that you quoted.
Again it seems to me that the original believers in intelligent design have now fallen apart in two categories. Those who have become desillusioned with the concept and have returned to a more rational, scientific position. Or perhaps they have just given up thinking much about evolution altogether. And then there are those for whom it was never really about the science or about knowledge, who have revealed themselves as true creationist ideologues – I would certainly count the Discovery Institute among those. For them it is a strategy.
cm's changeable moniker (quaint, if not charming) says
The Bard’s way ahead of you. :-)
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*gah* New earworm.
mnb0 says
“Odd, since it lacks explanatory power.”
Yes, but it took some time to sink in. A Dutch example:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cees_Dekker
Ray, rude-ass yankee says
cm’s changeable moniker@34, I read that as panties of suspicion. Can’t tell where my mind is tonight.
Lots of Shakespeare references here lately, cool.
I think ID vs. Creationism would make an interesting pay-per-view cage match. “Two enter, none emerge!”
RobertL says
Didn’t Napoleon say to never interrupt your enemy while he was making a mistake?
Holms says
No, we don’t.
robro says
Schism, thy name is religion.
Nick Gotts says
Yes, quite probably – at least, something like that has been attributed to him at least since 1836, although history tells us that famous names attract apocryphal aphorisms. And history also tells us that Napoleon lost :-p
Nick Gotts says
Holms@38,
Are you missing the Shakespearean reference? Romeo and Juliet, the Montagues and Capulets.
Thumper: Token Breeder says
There’s a difference?
Like an actual, tangible difference, I mean. Beyond empty rhetorical tricks, I see none.
Piotr Gąsiorowski says
ID is creationism wearing a lab coat and protective glasses. With some laboratory glassware, a device that goes “beep” and a PC in the background.
David Marjanović says
…but they never do. Whenever they’re not saying “yeah, theoretically it could be Sufficiently Advanced Aliens or whatever *handwave*”, they always assume a single Designer Who is omnimax and ineffable.
birgerjohansson says
Can we please sic the IDers on the muslim salafists and vice versa? Grab some popcorn and watch the battle royale.
We could spread a rumor that the genetic babble of the IDers support the idea that teh Creator is a shiíte and not a sunni.
Exactly how to accomplish this is something I delegate to your evil intellects*.
*cold and vast, like H G Wells´Martians**
**which are the true designers, although they improved upon a design left by the engineer***
***from Prometheus.
birgerjohansson says
David Marjanovic,
The Engineers came first, then the Eschaton made a time loop to work on the Archaean organisms, making sure we would evolve and build the Eschaton.
Holms says
Ohhhhhhh and that makes it cool to wish violence on people, gotcha.
charvakan says
I love Ken Ham’s “proof” that the bible is evidence : “The Bible claims to be (and I know it to be) the Word of God.”
Nick Gotts says
Holms@47,
Don’t. Be. So. Silly. It means it wasn’t, in fact, wishing violence on people.