I just got a fundraising letter from the Discovery Institute.
Stop Bullies from Destroying Free Speech in Science
Will You Defend Free Speech for Scientists who Support Intelligent Design?
Dear PZ:
Yeah, I stopped right there.
No, I didn’t write them a check.
UnknownEric the Apostate says
Jeez, don’t they even know the correct term is FTBullies?
Kevin Schelley says
Nah, creationists don’t know the atheist dudebro lingo.
Rey Fox says
That’s the trouble with fighting back against any sort of oppression. The oppressors will start appropriating your terms unironically.
See also: “You’re the real racist”, “You’re the real fascists”, “You’re the real plutocrats”, “YOU’RE a towel”, etc.
Wylann says
That’s fuckin’ hilarious.
Wylann says
Kevin@2:
The Discotute are absolutely not creationists!!
They are cdesign proponentsists……. ;)
Alverant says
That depends, are they willing to provide peer-reviewed papers and provide evidence?
blf says
No.
Feck off,
—blf
David Marjanović says
I love coincidences sometimes: the latest FtB post right now is Evilution I – The Dawkinator by Avicenna.
aaronbaker says
I suppose you didn’t w-r-i-t-e them a check either.
Sastra says
“Free Speech in Science” doesn’t mean what they think it means.
“That’s what I love about science — there are no wrong answers!” (clueless character on ‘Big Bang Theory.’)
a_ray_in_dilbert_space says
Sastra,
The scary thing is, I even know which character (Zach).
moarscienceplz says
Man, I wish you could right them with a check.
UnknownEric the Apostate says
I can’t believe I forgot to make a FREEZE PEACH reference. I’m slipping.
mothra says
At NDSU, their local representative (who is also the pastor to the county jail) periodically has a booth in the student union. I always grab a free book or video to see what the current brand of dreck is, and also to get just one more creationist item out of circulation.
Reginald Selkirk says
O Noez! How man books and press releases will they write bemoaning their lack of free speech ?!!11eleventy!!
Al Dente says
At least they didn’t misspell your name.
Nerd of Redhead, Dances OM Trolls says
Gee, where is their ability to submit scientific papers to science journals hampered? Submit away. But they just shouldn’t expect those papers to be published unless they supply real evidence to back up their claims. Science just won’t accept their word that the evidence exists without showing it.
mothra says
. . . .still waiting for the Discovery Institute to live up to its name. . . . .
marcus says
@18 mothra
Kind of hard to do when all they can see is intestine in every direction they look.
MarkM1427 says
The government started arresting “scientists” for speaking in support of
creationismintelligent design?!! When did THAT happen?Oh wait a minute…….
Zeno says
This same anxious missive appeared in my campus mail’s in-box. It gave me a nice chuckle. As usual, though, it was pretty boring reading. The Disco Institute needs money to “publicize the views of the growing number of scientists who think there is evidence of design and purpose in nature.” They keep citing this “growing number.” They’ve been citing it for years. By now the hordes of intelligent design proponents among scientists should have overwhelmed academia. They don’t appear to have a good handle on the concept of what “growth” means.
Al Dente says
Zeno @21
If you have one and get another one then you have two. That’s growth. Plus the discotute probably counts one two three many.
Kagato says
Yeah they did, it’s just been left unwritten. There’s an implicit “Meyers” on the end there if you look closely.
OptimalCynic says
I support free speech for creationists. I don’t support paid speech for them, though. Doesn’t cost anything to rave on a street corner, which is about the level of access to the public discourse they’re entitled to.
Trebuchet says
I initially misread that as coming from the Discovery Channel. Pretty much the same difference when it comes to science.
Jackie teh kitteh cuddler says
What is with people not knowing what free speech means?
Mike says
@ 19 Marcus
I believe the word you meant was colon
Mike says
Or even Rectum
Tony! The Immorally Inferior Queer Shoop! says
Trebuchet @25:
Coming in Spring 2014, a landmark new miniseries brought you by The Discovery Channel and their new partner, The Discovery Institute—
(Someone funnier than I can surely come up with something; I’m thinking Jesus, mermaids, dragons and megalodons…)
Tony! The Immorally Inferior Queer Shoop! says
Jackie:
Yeah. I’m been wondering the same thing.
peptron says
@26 Jackie teh kitteh cuddler:
I get the feeling that many people see freedom of speech and freedom in general as living unburdened by a frontal lobe.
If I were to become president of the world, I’d institute a “Frontal Lobe appreciation day”. That would solve a lot of the world’s problems.