I know you’re all busy fracking that poll, but this is relevant. It’s all about the oil, and Charles Pierce always puts it so well.
As we await the decision on whether or not TransCanada will get to complete the northern leg of our old friend, the Keystone XL pipeline, the continent-spanning death-funnel aimed at transporting the world’s dirtiest fossil fuel from the poisoned moonscape of Alberta down the spine of North America to Texas, where what already hasn’t spilled out and killed ducks and bunny rabbits — and the agricultural economy of half the country — will be put on ships and sent out to the rest of the world, we should check to see how the pipeline system is working elsewhere.
It’s not working so well.
A Northern Alberta pipeline sprung a little leak. A leak that spewed 9.5 million liters of waste water into Canadian wetlands. A spokesman for the company running the pipeline, Texas-based Apache Corp. (do you Canadians know you’ve got fucking Texas oilmen running loose in your backyard, with boldly named racist companies?), said it was just “salty water” with “trace amounts” of oil. Right. Do you believe him?
The substance is the inky black colour of oil, and the treetops are brown. Across a broad expanse of northern Alberta muskeg, the landscape is dead. It has been poisoned by a huge spill of 9.5 million litres of toxic waste from an oil and gas operation in northern Alberta, the third major leak in a region whose residents are now questioning whether enough is being done to maintain aging energy infrastructure.
“Trace amounts”. OK.
“Every plant and tree died” in the area touched by the spill, said James Ahnassay, chief of the Dene Tha First Nation, whose members run traplines in an area that has seen oil and gas development since the 1950s.
Oh. Well that sounds…innocuous.
This is where capitalism fails, among many other places. Look to the future: as gas and oil prices steadily climb, there will be more and more incentive to unscrupulous people to profit at the land’s expense, and there’s nothing to stop them. Furthermore, there will always be lots of short-sighted people who will see only dollar signs and easy comfort, who will chant “drill baby drill” and enable the looters. And then someday we get to live in the wreckage.
Somebody has to actually reckon the cost and say simply, “no.” Even if it discomfits a few Texans.
A Hermit says
Well, yes, I’m willing to believe that. Of course, it’s the saltiness of that water that’s causing damage to the freshwater wetlands…
anteprepro says
Well, apparently oil is homeopathic.
Reginald Selkirk says
You might ask yourself: “Self, why pipe this oil all the way across the USA? Why not just pipe it to Canada’s nearest coast?” Well, because it is too environmentally threatening for the Canadian province of British Columbia. So they want to pipe it to us instead.
Reginald Selkirk says
Keystone XL pipeline shuns high-tech oil spill detectors
Reginald Selkirk says
So famous it has its own page at Wikipedia:
Enbridge oil spill
One realization from this spill is that tar sands oil is nastier than regular crude oil. It is both more toxic and more corrosive.
AlanMac says
Not surprised about the “Texas oilmen”. Albertans are wannabe Texans any way. Our Prime Minister was a U of T dropout (after 3 months) whose father got him a job in the mail room of Imperial Oil in Alberta. Next thing you know , he’s going to the University of Calgary, studying Game theory (Just because his Masters says “Economics” doesn’t make him an “economist” ) and hanging out with a bunch of white racists and Straussians known as the “Calgary School”.
Larry says
Texas Ol bidness-men? Never knowed them to lie before.
Who you gonna believe? Them, or your lyin’ eyes.
wondering says
Y’all know that salting the earth was a popular historical way of leaving an enemy’s homelands unsuitable for growing crops (etc), right? There’s no such thing as “just” salty water – it kills all plant life that are not adapted to brackish environments. Sure, rain water will eventually wash the salt away, but it could take years.
And that’s on top of whatever “trace amounts of oil” means.
wondering says
And #1 got it out first. Sorry for the repeat.
Tabby Lavalamp says
You should see the lovely pro-oil sands commercials the Harper government is running up here. I’ll sum them up for you – “JOBS! JOBS! JOBS!”
Because short-term economic gain is always the best decision.
markmckee says
And while the USA invests in drill baby drill, Saudi Arabia is building the biggest solar energy project on the planet in their dessert.
http://www.climateactionprogramme.org/news/saudi_arabia_to_invest_heavily_in_solar_projects/
And the largest coal producing company on the planet, owned by the nation of India, is putting solar on all their buildings.
http://www.csmonitor.com/Environment/Energy-Voices/2013/0610/World-s-largest-coal-company-taps-solar-power
I can remember the day when the USA was at the forefront of brand new technology. Rather than at the forefront of protecting entrenched industry.
Rob Grigjanis says
Even without any spills, there are still the toxic tailings ponds to deal with.
mikeyb says
What are the odds of Fox News or right wing radio even mentioning this. You guessed it – exactly zero. Doesn’t fit the narrative.
Jacob Schmidt says
I was not. Unfortunatly, living in Ontario, I have little voting influence in Alberta.
One good thing is Canada’s push for “green mining”; you can’t get a mining permit until you build a plan for environmental rehabilitation, justify the plan’s accuracy and viability, and pay the costs up front. I dunno how well enforced that regulation is, though.
Dave, ex-Kwisatz Haderach says
Oh, we know the Texans are here. And some of us are screaming our heads off. Its amazing just how deafening truckloads of oil money are.
peptron says
Or maybe it’s an admission that their oil is so toxic that even trace amounts will kill all plant life?
erichoug says
There’s already several dozen pipelines all over the country and, as PZ correctly points out, many of them are not in great shape.
Shutting down the Keystone pipeline is not going to stop tar sands oil from being shipped to Texas and Louisiana for processing. It just means that the oil will be shipped in older less reliable pipelines over longer longer distances.
The alternative to the Keystone pipeline is worse than the keystone pipeline.
Crissa says
I was thinking, liters? Who measures such a big thing in liters? But that’s still like 80,000 barrels. That’s like four hundred overturned tanker trucks.
My county gets all it’s fossil fuels – including natural gas and propane – delivered daily to its quarter-million people via trucks. It’s quite the process if you think about it. We have overturned trucks every month.
But it would take centuries for us to spill that much oil.
Crissa says
And no, erichoug, the alternative is not older, less reliable pipelines. The point of this pipeline is that it goes crosswise to the older ones, along a path the pipelines currently do not take.
spike13 says
#11 Mark
Although your sentiments are nice, we have never been leaders in technology that did not make money. Study Edisons attempt to squelch AC power. The robber barons crushing new technology that threatened their monopolies. AT&T controlling the telecom industry and feathering it’s own nest at the expense of the public they were trusted to make decisions for.
Don’t fall for the rosy yesterday delusions.
spike13 says
I’ve put this suggestion on another thread.
Look up Arthur Kill on google earth.
zoom in on the coastlines of Sewaren, Port Reading, Carteret, Linden, Elizabeth.
See the stewardship of the petro chemical industry.
Much of that land is so contaminated that it needs to capped off similar to the concrete cap on Chernobyl.
unclefrogy says
this “Somebody has to actually reckon the cost and say simply, “no.”
We do not ever calculate the actual full cost of much of anything at all ever we push it out to someone else later.
no one is even remotely considering real restoration of the mine sight here only the bare minimum required by law a law which they helped through lobbyists to write. not the full cost of the cleanup when a pipeline breaks which they always assure us will not happen this time nor even the reprocessing of the tailings and other assorted waste products of production.
if they did the project might not be that profitable.
uncle frogy
spike13 says
…just “salty water” with “trace amounts” of oil
Perhaps someone would be so kind as to perhaps douse this spokes person with oh I don’t know…urine… it’s only salty water with trace amount of minerals right?
John Horstman says
Some of us already have been doing so. To be fair concerning my usage of “us”, I haven’t personally participated in any of the actions, but we’ve been working with some of the same people to block problematic mining expansions here in WI (and labeled “environmental terrorists” for our trouble – I’m not actually sure who we’re supposedly terrorizing or why a sustainable environment capable of supporting human life is terrifying, but there you go), and I’ve provided peripheral support to these groups. Also, wave to the NSA, everyone!
unbound says
@10
And there just isn’t any other way to invest money that would create jobs besides that there oil, now is there?
Ing:Intellectual Terrorist "Starting Tonight, People will Whine" says
Oh eric, if you wern’t alway such a wrong headed trigger happy nut you just wouldn’t be you.
Never change.
No wait, scratch that. Change quickly. Cause you suck
Jadehawk says
AFAIK remember the only time that happened was during the Space Race; so if you want to have that back, you’ll have to devise a way of making the struggle for clean energy into a pissing contests.
markmckee says
Jadehawk. I was thinking of the TVA and Hoover dam but the space race would also count. Plus, building the interstate highway system from scratch did a lot to boost our overall economy. Whereas now we cannot even keep those bridges up. And the TVA and Hoover dam were part of the electrification of nearly the every nook and cranny of the entire USA. Again, massive government investment that paid off handsomely for the economy.
Dalillama, Schmott Guy says
Like, oh, infrastructure, energy efficiency improvements, Solar, wind…
Ing:Intellectual Terrorist "Starting Tonight, People will Whine" says
…water, fire, earth, heart, captian planet
ck says
Ing:Intellectual Terrorist “Starting Tonight, People will Whine” wrote:
Well, now I have to post this: Don Cheadle as Captain Planet
grumpyoldfart says
That won’t happen this century. The lobby system is designed to encourage politicians to say “yes” without the fear of being accused of accepting a bribe.
fongzi says
PZ, let me tell you, you’re really talking about Albert and not Canada, per se. I’ve lived and worked in Alberta for the last 10 years all with the hope and dream of getting out of this god-forsaken wasteland. I can thus speak with a bit of authority and tell you that generally Albertans don’t like the rest of Canada (as the other provinces tend to be less right-wing and dislike the general ignorant arrogance Alberta displays). They especially hate, and I mean despise Quebec and the French, even though most Albertans have never left their own province. As for oil companies running rampant here: I have never seen a people so intent on the destruction of their own land. It’s absolutely incredible who blindly willing and inviting they are for oil companies to rape and poison their own earth and how vehemently they will oppose any and all regulation or oversight. They are a completely fucked people, and not representative of the face of Canada as a whole. In fact, I wish the work weren’t in a place with such ignorant fuck-up, racist illiterate. (Think this is mean exaggeration? Just come here an see for yourself; I’d rather be anywhere but here, except that here is where the work is.) Here are some interesting facts about Alberta with respect to the rest of the country: Alberta is number on in alcohol consumption; Alberta is number one in divorce rate; Alberta is number on in domestic and spousal abuse. What a paradise! It wouldn’t surprise me either if Alberta were number one in religious belief and dead last in education, but these are just my own assumption based on my interactions between the people here and people from other parts of the country. Anyway, Alberta wants to be poisoned, fights for it, demands it. What a fucked place this is.
fongzi says
Oops, sorry for all the missing Ais and Esses in the above. My laptop is old and the keyboard has absorbed huge amounts of coffees and sodas, so my keys stick most of the time. Next time I’ll preview my post. Thanks
Thumper; Atheist mate says
@Mark McKee
Those ‘Merka hatin’ bastards! It’s not enough that they’re indulging in the Devil’s Energy, they have to ruin apple pie into the bargain?
Nuance Brutale says
Y’all don’t understand. Nothing can be allowed
to stand in the way of PROGERSS!!
eveningchaos says
fongzi,
I am a born and raised Alberta boy and I couldn’t agree with you more. There is a real culture of ignorance, avarice, and entitlement here in Alberta and those who are willing to work in the oil and gas sector are rewarded for it greatly. I have worked labor jobs with average redneck Albertans and can assure you that the statements you made about Alberta culture are succinct. Racism, sexism, lack of respect for any living animal (human or non-human), these are the features of Alberta society. They are parasitic individuals who have no regard for anything but themselves and their hockey team. I would try to start conversations about real social or environmental issues only to be told, “Shut the fuck up you fucking tree-hugger.” There is no penetrating the ignorance. They cast the votes that perpetuate the system that gives them their entitlements. Big trucks, quads, boats, guns, skidoos, strip clubs, booze and drugs, gambling, MMA pay-per-views, and hockey tickets; these are the aspects of the economy that are getting bolstered by these idiots. Meanwhile the government somehow squanders all the royalties they extract from the big oil firms, running a deficit budget, and education and healthcare are hit hard. What a disgrace.
I also want to get out of this province. I have managed to find a small bastion of sensibility in Old Strathcona in Edmonton. It’s the only NDP riding in the entire province. It also happens to boast the highest educated populace in the province per capita too. I have managed to make enlightened friends (like Anthony K) and try to avoid the stark reality of Albertan culture. Maybe if more of the good ones like us stayed we could vote in a good responsible government and change this province for the better. I’m not holding my breath.
lpetrich says
fongzi and eveningchaos, Alberta seems much like a US “red state”. For all their bragging about their moral superiority, most US red states are behind most US blue states in various indices of social development. This includes being ahead in things that they consider moral evils.
sinned34 says
Texas oilmen. Chinese oilmen. We have oil companies from all over the world here, and and very few Canadian companies. Of the few that are left, I know at least one is in the process of being taken over by a Chinese government-owned conglomerate.
Funny that we won’t allow government owned oil companies in Canada, but it’s okay for the Chinese government to own an oil company in Canada.
Fuck I hate this world sometimes.
Jadehawk says
true, but that doesn’t count as being at the forefront of anything, since the interstates are an autobahn-clone
fongzi says
Hey Eveningchaos,
Good to hear another voice in the wilderness here in the east. It’s not so much that the government squanders the royalties as it is that they value isn’t worth a whole lot to begin with, as I understand it. Man, it’s not easy living here sometimes. I’ll give you your due: at least you’ve tried to broach the issue. It’s a lost cause to me. Plus there seems to always be an undercurrent of ‘keep you mouth shut and you’ll stay healthy’ threat when dealing with redneck morons. And @lpetrich, it actually is much liike the red states. A decidedly unfriendly lot here, very xenophobic, not just to people of colour but anyone not from here. I’ve been here quite a while and still barely know more than three people as friends; one can feel very isolated in not sharing the same politics or thinking. It’s a depressing place for me; I have to leave. I’m an older fellow, and I’ve considered going back to school, but i don’t know. I have two degrees already. I’m actually feeling a bit trapped. At least you’ve found a decent place to reside. I’m in Calgary: there’s no getting away from it, ha ha!
StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return! says
Latest figures :
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Voted concerned about the environment & H20.
Thanks for letting us know ’bout this PZ Myers & Chris Clarke.
StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return! says
Good somewhat related item here :
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/story/2013/06/21/alberta-flooding-evacuees-calgary.html
on the impact of Global Overheating on Alberta and some of the consequences of fossil fuel.
Via someone on the ‘Global Warming Fact of the Day’ facebook page.
Further north the Bad Astronomer has this :
http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2013/06/20/alaska_cloudless_view_from_space_shows_forests_fires_and_evidence_of_global.html
on how Global Overheating has been affecting Alaska & you can follow the Arctic sea ice fall here :
http://nsidc.org/arcticseaicenews/
Via the National Snow & Ice Data Centre’s regularly updated website too.
StevoR : Free West Papua, free Tibet, let the Chagossians return! says
PS. Always assumed “frack” as used in Battlestar Galactica was a euphemism for fuck – but now I’m wondering if they were prescient and the other f-word really will become the future obscenity of choice.
Rob Grigjanis says
fongzi @41:
From what I’ve seen and heard (and not just since the flooding), your Mayor Naheed Nenshi is a pretty progressive guy.
As a Torontonian, I’d do a trade any time.
fongzi says
Hi Rob@45. You’re right, actually: Nenshi isn’t bad at all. I should have been clearer and said that the only green in Calgary is money. I’m actually living right in the centre of the flooding (I’m dry as a bone though, living on higher ground). Went out on my bike earlier and had a look: there’s gonna be some wrestling with insurance companies for a lot of people; there are some entire roads flooded out, but the water isn’t waist deep. Still, there’s a lot of damage done.
fongzi says
I just saw on the that there is ‘no overland coverage’ by insurance in Canada. There’s no insurance money for people due to the flood, just provincial or federal compensation. I didn’t realize it, but three people died and one is still missing due to flooding in Calgary. High River is flooded much worse, and Medicine Hat to the south are starting evacuation notices. Crazy.