I have to give credit where credit is due, and this isn’t entirely an anti-cat post. I’ve had cats; I’ve had to clean up their puke and hairballs, I’ve had to change their litter boxes, I’ve found the secret places in the house where they go to pee, so I know what they’re like. And I know the cat dream, and what they aspire to, so here, for all the cats out there, is a goal.

Dream on, kitties, dream on.

Although I promise, if ever I have an anesthetized cat on my hands, I won’t be giving it electric shocks to make it excrete slimy stuff.