The War on Christmas will be waged on the field of internet polls

It’s telling that kooks like Bill O’Reilly can turn purple with rage if you say “happy holidays” to them, seeing affront in friendliness. You know, It doesn’t matter — so why do we need a poll to find out if some jerks want to dictate how you say hello?

How do you feel when you hear “happy holidays” instead of “merry Christmas?”

I prefer it 21%
I don’t care much either way 34%
It bothers me 45%

I suggest that everyone who is offended by being told either “happy holidays” or “merry christmas” should start wearing a little sign so we know not to hurt their delicate little feelings by using the wrong salutation. Instead, we’d greet them by thrusting a middle finger up at them and shouting, “Up yours!”