I don’t think the current results are quite right, and they need a little godless input. It’s cunningly designed to split our votes, alas…but do what you can.
Believe they are white racists
Believe they are ignorant-uneducated people
Believe they are true American patriots
Frustrated with government-just as they are
Considering joining the Tea Party
Note also that they have a cute little American map that breaks down the results by state. I wonder how they’ll deal with a sudden flood of furriners?