Comments

  1. Jadehawk says

    damn exhibitionists, doing it on the front lawn instead of inside their homes…

  2. tsig says

    Love: explain that evolution!!

    Also how could male and female evolve simultaneously? Many generations of males would have died love-lorn waiting for the female to evolve so he could have sex. Think of it if eviloution is true generations suffered from COSMIC blue-balls.

  4. Ichthyic says

    generations suffered from COSMIC blue-balls.

    generations, you say?

    RAY COMFORT LIVES!!!!

    :P

  5. tsig says

    ” Jadehawk Author Profile Page | March 23, 2009 8:48 PM

    damn exhibitionists, doing it on the front lawn instead of inside their homes…”

    And without benifit of clergy. Before the fall all animals were sanctified now they slake their unholy lust in so many preverted ways I just get rigid with anger thenking about them and thinking and thinking…

  7. Evangelatheist says

    @tsig #2
    these definitely evolved male and female simultaneously. Land snails are hermaphrodites.

    @JD #3
    I don’t know if it’s legal for hermaphrodites to get married.

  8. tsig says

    blueelm

    Thanks It’s scary how easy it is when you throw facts to the wind and just allow phrases to feed out into your fingertips.

  9. El Marko says

    Seriously, if you’re gonna post mollusk porn, make it cephalopods. They probably enjoy it more.

  11. Hipstermama says

    The people I work with think I am weird for having insect porn, can’t wait to show them some of this!

  16. NewEnglandBob says

    Did anyone see the episode of Dirty Jobs about trawling the high seas off Maine’s coast for slime eels?

    Mike Rowe said he was swimming in eel snot.

  18. nightshadequeen says

    I will admit I missed the “i” in the tag the first time.
    “Organism”–>”Organsm”

    Now I need to find something to get the coffee out of my keyboard….

  23. Randy says

    “I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat. Couple of pigs watching…”
    –Dwight Schrute

  24. Fernando Magyar says

    NewEnglandBob @ 16

    Mike Rowe said he was swimming in eel snot.

    Despite ick factor, slime eel has sex appeal
    Bottom-feeder fish is foul-looking, but sold as an Asian aphrodisiac

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19336602/

    And wasn’t there a post a while back about hagfish slime making for a good egg-substitute? Nham, snot omelet aphrodisiac?

    Maybe someone should also test it as a lubricant

  27. says

    The mucous trail that shows a snail
    Has recently passed by
    Will not grow stale before a male
    Decides to go say hi.
    At such a scale, the fine detail
    The pheromones supply
    Will never fail as they assail
    The mollusk’s roving eye
    (to no avail, I’ll moan and wail
    I meant not to imply
    The “eye” is hale–it may need braille,
    It’s metaphor, not lie!)
    My verse is frail–let sense prevail;
    Let no one here deny
    A snail may nail a bit of tail,
    And who’d complain? … not I.

  29. Carlie says

    You haven’t seen hot invertebrate sex until you’ve seen Isabella Rossellini act out invertebrate sex. I am so not kidding.
    She did a series of Sundance videos called “Green Porno” that interpret various insect mating rituals.

  31. Ichthyic says

    oh, man, carlie, that is SUCH a keeper! Isabella Rosellini ACTING out insect sex???

    Now I think I’ve seen it all.

  32. Jadehawk says

    You haven’t seen hot invertebrate sex until you’ve seen Isabella Rossellini act out invertebrate sex. I am so not kidding.
    She did a series of Sundance videos called “Green Porno” that interpret various insect mating rituals.

    ok, that stuff rules supremely, hehe. definitely bookmarking it for “future reference”

  33. eddie says

    I find insect sex unappealing, what with Aliens and that mantis head-chewing thing. And to the slug thing all I could think of is “no tongues”.
    Now whale porn. On Blue Planet they described a penis as ‘twice as long as a man’.

  39. Older says

    El Marko, if you had ever seen slugs mating, you would not doubt that they enjoy it immensely. It is gorgeous and elegant, and makes the way you do it look clumsy (unless I am mistaken as to your species).

  42. phildo says

    SEX SEX SEX. That’s all you sick preverted science types
    can think of! There’s more to life you know!

    “God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural fluids. God bless you all.”

  43. abb3w says

    Plain weird? No, no, no. Exotic forms of weird.

    Cue rousing muppet number of “The Internet is for Porn”….

  44. says

    Two cracked walnuts topped with a bit of almond cream?

    A snail may nail a bit of tail,

    Oh my, Cuttlefish such delicious vowel alliteration!

  45. Carlie says

    On Blue Planet they described a penis as ‘twice as long as a man’.

    That one was also described as “highly mobile”.

    These are all great references for my evolution of sex course. I get to show invertebrate pr0n in class!

  47. Jadehawk says

    Cue rousing muppet number of “The Internet is for Porn”

    I like the WoW version better…

  48. octopod says

    NSFW! NSFW!

    Man, PZ, what the hell are you playing at here? My boss nearly saw that!

    (Luckily he’d have no idea what was going on! Silly mammals.)

  49. Larry says

    Did anyone see that human female “whale” dancing in the YouTube vid on that linked site?? Wee bit gtoss.