It’s true — the cracker incident is still dribbling on in my mailbox. The email is down in volume considerably — only a few dozen angry letters a day. I’m still getting a handful of actual letters every day, and those are both comical and pathetic. Usually, they’re an announcement of some ceremony that was carried out to rescue me from evil. I’ve also got lots of pamphlets and even a couple of books about ‘eucharistic miracles’, which aren’t having the effect the senders intend, I’m sure — all they do is demonstrate a greater depth of insanity than I had previously imagined.
I’ve tossed a few of the recent letters below the fold for your amusement.
Someone calling himself Archdeacon Malli has this to say:
You’re a bigot, at a backwater nothing university of has-been white leftist scum. I hope you lose your job soon.
Jacob Ford is obsessed with my man-bosoms.
if you will believe in God when you are watching your man tits burn in hell you fat bastard.
Clearly you’re mad at God for making you such a fatass who has the intelligence of a 14 year old.
Why don’t you try debating a grownup Christian intellectual so we can all laugh at what an idiot you are and how you are a third rate professor at a second rate school who has to be an anti-religious bigot to sell his boring bloated juvenile books.
…I suppose you’re already in hell sitting around pecking away at your computer becoming an ever fatter bastard and separating yourself further from happiness. I’m gonna pray that God forgives you!
I wanna thank you actually…I believe in Jesus Christ completely for the first time because he suffered humiliation in all his magnanimity at the hands of one of his lowest creatures! Enjoy your pathetic lonely life…find God if you want to be happy before you die!
Seriously though you and the other 6% of the world who believe in nothing are having such an affect on the world! I mean since the Enlightenment and the first hateful atheists so much bad has happened to the Holy Church…she is the largest unified institution in the world (I will remind you that the Muslims are not unified) and has more money than Warren Buffet…
You make forty, maybe fifty thousand a year…probably can’t get a date with a decent woman and kill yourself with unnecessary stress about other people’s beliefs…I think it’s cute how obsessed with us you are titty boy!!!
Scott Reich has been writing repeatedly.
How are we to believe that you actually have a consecrated host? For all we know, you’ve only obtained an unconsecrated wafer. You want some morons to mail you hosts, and you are going to take their word for it that these hosts have been consecrated by a Catholic priest! You expect the world to believe you; that you are desecrating a host consecrated by a Catholic priest. Your crowd would have to be present at a Catholic Mass and observe that the priest had said the words of Christ over the bread to determine that transubstantiation had taken place. You can’t even back your own sick promise, Mr Myers. Even if you go through with your threat, you can’t ever prove that you desecrated a consecrated host. Only if God performs a miracle when you begin your abuse would we know, and if that happens, you’d better start begging for mercy, clown. What a hillbilly you are! You beg. By the way, the Son of God isn’t a cracker – you are. You must live in a trailer park.
He just can’t shut up.
Maybe you won’t read this. Maybe you will. I will write anyway. I am not sure you had a consecrated host in your possession. You may have received one; the one you pierced. I respect your profession; that you are a biology professor – but now I can’t see anything but a man who is obsessed with hating God. You don’t really care about biology. You only care about hating God and getting revenge on him; about preaching to people that God doesn’t exist and to question everything, as you said. I know you don’t care about this, you may even be delighted by this, but you have deeply hurt a lot of people by what you’ve done. It’s not about the mean replies you may have received. It’s about tearing people to pieces and being happy about it. Why would you want to do that? I respected your standing as a professor in biology, but I can’t respect you now. I see that you are hiding behind a mask; pretending to be a biologist, but in reality you are a devil.
But then he apologizes. Sort of.
I wrote you a letter in anger, and I need to apologize for my rudeness and ask your forgiveness. I am sorry that I called you a hillbilly and said that you must live in a trailer park. While I hate what you did, I don’t hate you. In fact, when you did that, I realized that I was seeing Jesus’ sufferings all over again: the mocking, the contempt,the diabolical hatred, the torture and awful death. I know he didn’t die again, but I could witness his sufferings again in what you did. I also learned that I don’t comprehend his love for us. He really does love his enemies. I didn’t respond to you like he does. I responded like a disciple who does not comprehend his teacher. I got an eye opener about how to love as Jesus does in the way he responded to you. He let you handle him and hurt him, but he didn’t resist. A lesson for me. I hope you will let him in one day. He exists.
Richard D’Orlando is fairly typical — much frothing at the mouth, lots of illogical nonsense, and a frightening insistence that his delusions are reality.
Hey meatball, ever think what happens when your body dies? What do you think happens to your immortal soul, if you have one? Oh you don’t have one you say? Wrong. Even imbeciles like you have one and you will be judged when you die. Anyone who denies the existence of God just has to look around the world about him to know this just didn’t happen. Maybe you were treated disgracefully when you were a kid and this is your way of getting back. You are a little piece of……. nothing. BUT science teaches us that not even the slightest particle of dust disappears without leaving a trace. So when man dies mortally his soul lives on and never dies. Our souls are destined for heaven not the hell you are working towards. Satan loves morons like you because he does not want anyone to think or know he exists. Ever think why satanic worshippers try to steal the consecrated Hosts in Catholic churches to desecrate them in their vile worship of the father of all lies? It is because, as evil and stupid as they are, they know the consecrated Host is the real presence of Christ, Body, Soul, Blood and Divinity. You act as if stupidity were a virtue. I could call you a sub human pagan savage but you already know that so what is the point. Remember this pin head, All education and knowledge is meaningless and worthless without a CHILD LIKE CONFIDENCE IN GOD. Evidently your parents failed miserably instilling this in you when you were still uncorrupted by the liberal demonic freaks of the world. Hey take care and remember to say grace before you stuff your foul mouth with tofu and red wine for a long and filthy life steeped in disgraceful living.
Tofu and red wine are associated with a filthy, disgraceful life? Who knew?
At least now it’s down to manageable levels…a few dozen a day is just enough for a giggle.