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  1. Holbach says

    Congratulations to windy and Bride of Shrek. Continue in the stream of erudition and repartee!

  2. Janine, Disingenuous Jackass says

    Oh, dammit! When a wanton slut like Bride Of Shrek wins this thing…

  3. Cardinal S says

    Are there rights and privileges or prizes associated with this great honor?

  4. Paul W. says

    Kudos to that slut Bride of Shrek for a well-deserved Molly, and especially to windy, who was overdue for a win.

  5. windy says

    Thank you all! I didn’t even have time to vote yet, but for the record, I was going to vote for Paul W and Nick Gotts (keep that anti-American propaganda coming, Nick! ;)

    When a wanton slut like Bride Of Shrek wins this thing…

    Ahem! Are you implying that I’m not a slut? First Henry Gee tells us we’ve never had sex, and now this? Think of my reputation!

  6. Reginald Selkirk says

    Are there rights and privileges or prizes associated with this great honor?

    Are you asking about pure salary, or do endorsements count as well?

  7. Janine, Disingenuous Jackass says

    Ahem! Are you implying that I’m not a slut? First Henry Gee tells us we’ve never had sex, and now this? Think of my reputation!

    Posted by: windy

    It seems I have to amend my statement.

    Oh, dammit! When wanton sluts like Bride Of Shrek and windy wins this thing…

  8. Janine, Disingenuous Jackass says

    I wish I could edit my statements.

    Oh, dammit! When wanton sluts like Bride Of Shrek and windy win this thing…

  9. Nick Gotts says

    keep that anti-American propaganda coming, Nick! ;) – windy@12

    Thanks windy, I will! All together now: “America is evil! America is evil! America is evil!” ;-)

  10. ThirtyFiveUp says

    Salutes to two new Mollys, long may you blow.

    Remember that Molly Ivins was born August 30, 1944 and she died January 31, 2007. Lay in your favorite beverage and invite the neighbors for the birthday celebration.

    Answer to #8 Cardinal S

    The sweet privilege is being listed in the Commenters Section. Go and Behold.

  11. Kseniya says

    No no no. You have to chant, “Live si Acirema! Live si Acirema!” for maximum evil.

  12. Longtime Lurker says

    Sluts, yes… ignorant? Never!

    Congratulations to the Mollicious sluts of June.

  13. Alex says

    Kudos Windy and Bride of Shrek. Well done, well deserved.

    ….did someone say slut?

  14. ThirtyFiveUp says

    Request to PZ

    Peter Irons and Richard Lenski and hopefully other worthies of the future;
    how about their Promethian Honours?

    Clarifying the criteria is difficult, but we know it when we see it and the votes will be quick.

  15. Bill Dauphin says

    Clarifying the criteria is difficult, but we know it when we see it and the votes will be quick. [emphasis added]

    Perhaps we should call it the Potter Stewart award?

  16. says

    OT, but I know the hyperthyroidesque feeding frenzy (aka “Did you hear that Obama wants to do THIS horrifying thing?” when he really doesn’t) will hit here soon, so here’s the antidote, courtesy of Steve Benen:

    http://www.salon.com/politics/war_room/2008/07/01/faith/index.html

    Shorter Steve Benen

    1) Prior to Bush, religious organizations and local, state and Federal governments had worked together for a very long time without much incident, largely because of the heavy-duty strictures and safeguards that existed.

    2) Bush ripped out or ignored those safeguards.

    3) Obama intends to restore them.

    4) The AP botched the reporting to make it sound as if he wasn’t.

    I also want to mention another fact: Since we’re not likely going to soon get a tax structure of the sort that obtained during Eisenhower’s presidency, then the only way that Obama can start to restore major portions of the frayed social-programs safety net (which was shredded by tax cuts for the rich and deficit spending that led to cuts on social spending) is with the aid of religious charities.

  17. Sastra says

    Well deserved, both! And two more non-ignorant sluts are added to the roster.

  18. Matt Penfold says

    What! We give awards to sluts now ? That’s it. I am going to sulk!

    Well done Bride of Shrek and Windy.

  19. Patricia says

    Oh come on now Matt, this is a celebration of sluts… get up and flounce around! ;)

  20. ThirtyFiveUp says

    #31 Bill Dauphin

    No not Potter Stewart, I had forgotten that that otherwise excellent phrase related to pornography.

    Speaking of phrases that should never be used frivolously, “drink the Kool-Aid”.

    Two things about that: one, it was Flavor Aid, and two, that mass murder and suicide is too horrific to be trivialized. Remember, the children were given the cyanide drink by the adults, and several of the visiting delegation were shot to death.

    About 900 people died that day. There should be a real Hell for people like Jim Jones.

  21. Crudely Wrott says

    Two large thumbs up for two worthy ladies who give me the ol’ one-two. They are a delight to listen to and damn! they’re pretty smart, too. -Large lascivious grin-

    Quick question. Does having the Order of Molly bestowed on you make either of you want to get up and do a happy dance? (Meaningful glance at Matt #35 and a wink at Patricia #38.)

    I think I’ll happy dance myself back to work now. ;-)

  22. Patricia says

    Matt’s still sulking?
    Look out Bride of Shrek & Windy, Matt’s playing hard to get in hopes of one of you sluts offering to give him a good spanking.
    Back to happy dancing!

  23. Ichthyic says

    Ok, now I can reveal that the REAL reason both windy and BoS were selected is for the mud-wrestling tournament being planned for later this month…

    ;)

    (congrats)

  24. says

    Excellent!

    Your OM page would be a bit easier to read if it were sorted with the newest entries on top. Kind of like a Blog…

    Best, Noah

  25. BobbyEarle says

    How cool is this? Way to go BofS and windy!

    “I am sorry, but we are all out of pickles…”

    “I don’t think so, sport, do you know who I am???”

    Molly elitism at the local Burger King.

  26. Bride of Shrek says

    “Remember to salute when they walk by”.

    I don’t walk, I SASHAY!

    Seriously, thanks all, I’m humbled to be in such elite company on the OM board. It is all Pharyngulites that I should be thanking for teaching me, on a daily basis, so much about science and the world we live in. Congrats to Windy, you are a much better deservee than I. I shall drink a toast tonight in your honour ( something Finlandish- vodka maybe?)

    My high school Guidance Counsellor was wrong when she said being a slut wouldn’t ever get me anywhere. Stick that Mrs Grey,you old bag.

  27. Wowbagger says

    Congrats Windy and Bride of Shrek.

    Let’s hope the success for Queenslanders continues into the State of Origin tonight.

    Go Maroons!

  28. Patricia says

    Huzzah Bride of Shrek!
    Now I believe I’ll flounce off for a sangria & limes myself.
    No grog & swill tonight for Matt. He’s far too moody to get all likkered up.

  29. windy says

    Congrats to Windy, you are a much better deservee than I. I shall drink a toast tonight in your honour (something Finlandish- vodka maybe?)

    No need to be modest, you are at least as deserving as me! (of both the drink & the award) Vodka is ok but Finns prefer Koskenkorva (industrial alcohol, spring water and a dash of sugar, mmm) Foster’s is probably a reasonable approximation of most Finnish beer (=boring) At least you have your own wine over there…

  30. JohnB says

    A place that honors smart and classy sluts is a place I need to hang out in more often.

    Congrats you two.

  31. Wowbagger says

    The local beer in Queensland is XXXX (pronounced ‘four-ex’) and it’s truly vile. Fortunately, there are other beers avaiable there such as Boags, Crown Lager and Cascade.

  32. Patricia says

    Holy shite! Matt has been sulking for 10 hours? That’s pathetic Matt.
    I petition the two Molly Sluts to deny Matt a turn on the spanking couch.
    And just to show you that we Strumpets mean business, I not only refuse you any grog and swill tonight, but I officially cut your bar tab to 12 ducats.
    Have a care Matt, 10 more hours and dogs will be dispatched to your house to hump your leg.
    *she said sweetly*

  33. Sili says

    I would have voted for windy, but I don’t read nearly as many comments as I should, so I’ve kinda missed her – my loss, obviously. I do know she’s been here since the beginning, though, and I think I may even have voted for her once before. (And anyway, I couldn’t resisted the two word vote.)

    Congratulations! To both the remarkable winners! I’ll delete the notes I made for Raven and Aquaria (now that I’ve figured out how to use that feature) – they’ll just have to be just as clever this month.

  34. John Phillips, FCD says

    Somehow I forgot about windy in my nomination but glad to see PZ has honoured her along with our resident antipodean slut :)

  35. windy says

    I do know she’s been here since the beginning, though

    “In the beginning, PZ created Pharyngula…” Well, maybe not quite that long, IIRC