When the top of your web page is a scattershot series of all-caps links to crazy town.
– Life After Death –
-WHY THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION ENRAGES US!.
WHY ALL EVOLUTIONISTS ARE CRIMINALLY INSANE
FOR GAYS: HOW TO STOP YOUR HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVITY
FOR THE GENTLEMEN: HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE A STUPID MAN
FOR THE LADIES: COMPUTER-GENERATED SLUT PHOTODIAMINES
ARE WOMEN SUPPOSED TO BE “BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT”?
WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE K _ _ _ HILLARY CLINTON
STRIP SEARCHES ARE ILLEGAL EVERYWHERE IN THE UNITED STATES
In case you don’t want to read the horrible little site, here’s the executive summary to each point.
- You will live after death because god said so.
- Because evolution is FAKE SCIENCE!
- Because they don’t teach legends of unseen realities. That’s the insane part. He’ll get around to explaining why it’s criminal later.
- I think his answer is to fantasize a lot about hot men. Dreaming is not a sin!
- If you like to look at women, if you swear, if you view porn, if you let your wife boss you around, if you are gay.
- Women wear slutty clothes.
- Women can do anything they want, as long as they realize men are in charge.
- Not really! But she better not become president.
- You have the right to kill a police officer if they try to make you take off your clothes.
Really, people send me these links, and then I have to read them. Some days the blood is oozing out of my ears at the strain.