Maybe this is what I need to believe


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It’s a Submissive Jesus figure — torture him by twisting his crown of thorns, and he’ll promise you anything. At last, a godhead that actually responds!

(via the J-Walk Blog)

Comments

  1. Hank Fox says

    Until they get the Submissive Buddha, Submissive Mohammed, etc., this is religious prejudice, don’t you think?

    While we’re on the subject, I think it might be funny to have a Dick Cheney Magic 8 Ball too. You ask him a question about civil liberties or open government, shake him up and turn him over, and he responds with a patented Cheney-type f-you answer.

  2. Kseniya says

    Hmmm The Magic Dick-Ball.

    *shake shake shake*

    … wait …

    “I left the proof in my other pants.”

  3. stogoe says

    Kseniya, don’t spoil it for me. I’ve only been forced to watch the first three seasons of 24 so far.

  4. says

    Until they get the Submissive Buddha, Submissive Mohammed, etc., this is religious prejudice, don’t you think?

    Those wouldn’t be playing up on their patented themes, however. Maybe they could make some M-80s in the shape of Mohammed (would probably trigger WW III, though…)

  5. says

    yeah, i’d pay for a Dawkins-ball.

    *shake shake shake*
    “You’re bullshitting, and here are the 14 verifiable experiments that show why.”

    i <3 science.

    Lepht