By way of Feministing, here’s a rather irritating tool to rank your site for it’s “bloglebrity”. It’s pink and it’s illustrated with a photo of Paris Hilton.
I hate it. Here, I’ve fixed it.
You can add your own photo of Barbara McClintock or Rosalind Franklin to the background.
I tried it, and it says I’m a D list blogger. Wahhhhh!!! There goes my chances of being the mext Mark Steyn. Well, okay, I’d also have to be a narrowminded git as well, but still….
Hey, I got a Paris Hilton myself. Will not post on my blog, A-list or not!
Isn’t Celeblogger a better word. Bloglebrity makes my tounge fall out on the table and cringe in pain.
Paris Hilton huh?
I’d do it, but I really don’t think that my blog would be accentuated with the inevitable Rhea Perlman ranking that I’d get…..
:P
I know I’m supposed to despise Paris Hilton.
Everybody gets Paris Hilton (there’s a metaphor there, that floozy). You just get different letters in the pink puffy star.
What a dumb rating system! Why the heck would anyone want to display a grade of “C” or “D” on their blog on a big poofy Barbie star?
“Look Mom, I got a D!!!” Hello?
Zeta-list? That has connotations of the alien conspiracy theories doesn’t it?
I’m apparently a B-list blogger. No picture of Paris Hilton for me, though – I got some unidentified female celebrity about to slam some guy’s head into a parking meter.
Seriously.
I don’t know if my B-list status means I should be slammed headfirst into things, or if I get to kick ass and take names, or if people should put change into my blog.
“Celeblogger” (it sounds like Quenya)? “Bloglebrity”?
I thought that concept already had a word: “Blogstar”.
` So, is this like, how popular it is or something?
If you get a D-list ranking it should include a picture of Kathy Griffin.
I tried it, and it says I’m a D list blogger.
I’m a C-list blogger. Oh well…
Am I the only person who can’t help but think of Alex Louis Armstrong, the Strong-Arm Alchemist, when I see that first icon?
Don’t you all mean blagebrity?
grendel: I didn’t at first, but yeah. Totally.
PZ’s blogging skills have been passed down through his family for generations!
Whooo! C-list blogger, baby!
Is there anything lower than D-list? If so, should I be celebrating?
In public opinion polls, athiests are worse off than even D-list bloggers. :)
athiests should, of course, be atheists.
I blame either the sleep deprivation or the pain of looking at puffy, pink stars with letters in them.
I checked and got C-list… perfect. Now the principle won’t notice me and I can just slide on by until graduation. Wait… that was 40 years ago? Crap, where did the time go?!!
In public opinion polls, athiests are worse off than even D-list bloggers. :)
I’ll take that as a no, I should not be celebrating. :p
I got C-list.
…Who’s Paris Hilton?
Does GWB have a blog? He might proudly display a “C”.
LOL again! You’re milking this glyph for all it’s worth!
I posted it. Frankly, I’m shocked I’m on any list.
Are we just supposed to do ours?
Overwhelming Evidence D-List
Uncommon Descent B-List
Mindful Hack D-List
Amused Muse C-List (damn!)
At least I’m honest. And I could be the (blogging) president.
And I have intelligence that UD is developing spurt-free cherry Bizmarcks. I have a plan.
I would have gone with
bAlist
Huh. I’m a C-List blogger. I thought for sure I’d have the Z-List all to myself…
I totally thought that was really dumb too. I should have made that clearer in my post. Boo to Paris, BOO!