1. Bob ryuu says

    Thank god I’m not a practicing Christian, otherwise I’d be shitting in the bed all the time.

  2. says

    I knew there would eventually have to be a movie version of the Catholic primer You’re a Naughty Child and That’s Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You (as seen in Family Guy).

  3. lo says

    FurPaw, don`t use the word CRAP so condescendingly. Didn`t your mother tell you not to curse and not to make use of the H-bomb/word.

  4. sparky says

    Holy crap!

    No, holy crap is the recent discovery, Fossilized Feces of Jesus Wreaks Havoc, reported by AvantNews. Hat tip to Respectful Insolence, and apologies to anyone who saw the story over there.

    Of course this story is obviously a bunch of crap. As any little kid from Sunday school will tell you, Jesus never pooped! At least, he never loaded his first-century equivalent of a diaper.

    Besides, as a Catholic friend informed me a while back, “Jesus poop is impossible. Everyone knows St. Peter was the first Poop!”