A small step for a scientist…

DFLers, today is the day for the precinct caucuses. Here in Morris, we’re meeting in Old Number One Southside at 7 PM—be there! Most importantly, Pete Wyckoff is running for the chairmanship of the Stevens County DFL party. We need to get a scientist elected for the position, since this is our first step in American domination, which will culminate in the election of a philosopher-king to run the country.

First Stevens County, Minnesota…then the world!


  1. wamba says

    Speaking of steps, I jsut found this in the news:
    Human quadrupeds discovered in Turkey

    Researchers believe the five brothers and sisters, who can walk naturally only on all fours, may provide new information on how humans evolved from four-legged hominids to walk upright.

  2. Rey says

    How does Antarctica fit into that Green scheme? It’s owned by several nations on several continents, so does it therefore already have Green representation?