None of the above: it’s a unique canid, the long-legged South American maned wolf. But it’s not a wolf.
And then they grow up to be warthogs.
Nah, I wouldn’t do that to you, that would be mean. Instead, watch some real narwhals, and see what they do with that long horn — it’s a fishwhacker!
This is an echinoderm, a feather star, out for a swim.
(via Owl Mirror)
I’m relieved my courtin’ days are over, because even if I did paint my butt iridescent colors, I don’t think I could twerk it up over my head.