What with the hustle and bustle of this time of year, I had completely forgotten that the world is due to end on December 21 as the Mayans predicted.
I am a bit confused by this apocalypse. If this was predicted by the Mayans, does this mean that it does not involve the second coming of Jesus, as prophesied in the Book of Revelation? And if so, wouldn’t Jesus be ticked off when he comes later on his big day with a sword emanating from his mouth to lay waste to the Antichrist in the showdown at the OK Corral, he finds that the show is already over?
Or were the ancient Mayans in cahoots with Jesus and this is a joint production?
Whatever the case, John Hodgman tells up how to prepare for the event. And it involves mayonnaise. Lots of mayonnaise.