The American Patriarchy Association has all the answers! The list of causes for the recent theater shooting is long and predictable.
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We aren’t sufficiently afraid of god
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We aren’t afraid enough of hell
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The ACLU
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Godless public schools
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Liberals
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Movies
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The Internet
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Gays
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Lesbians
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Professors
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Liberal churches
Mankind is shaking its fist at the authority of God! And God will not be silent when he’s mocked!
So he’ll scramble the brains of a random person and have him go out and murder something less than a hundred entirely random people who are only united in a common interest in Batman movies. He doesn’t seem to have a very coherent or comprehensible way of enforcing his desires.
Hey! They left one out! Maybe god just hates Batman.