The best part of this interview with James Taranto is watching the expressions of the women doing the interviewing. You can tell they’re struggling to maintain a professional attitude while dealing with this lunatic hunk of slime.
The social purpose of marriage is to control men.
I’m actually quite fond of women. You can call me Tarantosaurus sex.
Women can have sex without the fear of pregnancy, just like men can. And this is a bad thing?
Excuse me. I have to go drink a quart of epicac right now. I could just go read the Wall Street Journal, I suppose, but guzzling a potent emetic would have the same effect, and be less painful to my brain.