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Jul 29 2013

They’re going to have to use a flamethrower on that cat

Notice what happens when the cat sticks its face in a bucket of octopus.

FACEHUGGER! Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.

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  1. 1
    Lofty

    Is that horrible human shouting “let go of my lunch!” ?

  2. 2
    didgen

    Sushi doesn’t get fresher than that.

  3. 3
    Larry

    Kitty REALLY wants that octopus!

  4. 4
    DLC

    Kitteh: “What, you mean you didn’t put that treat down for ME??”

  5. 5
    blf

    “They’re going to have to use a flamethrower on that cat”

    The mildly deranged penguin does not see any problems with launching a pyrotechnic kitty from the trebuchet, provided that she can skip them on the Mediterranean Sea, partly to avoid burning down any fromageries, but mostly to scare off the Kraken which reduce the daily harvest of sundried long pigs on the beaches. (There’s plenty of other food, the Kraken won’t starve, albeit most other meals don’t scream or make as satisfying a crunchy sound when bitten in two.)

    Also, of course, a yeowwing! kitty trailing sparks bouncing across the calm blue waters at dusk should be LOUD. (Quite important, that; It’s one of the better features of the daily Kraken feed.)

  6. 6
    nazgul7of9

    Makes me wonder if an octopus can get rabies. Hmm, an ocean full of rabid octopi vs zombie laser sharks? Did the Syfy channel already do that one?

  7. 7
    frankb

    Oh, my catnip for an opposable thumb.

  8. 8
    frog

    I love how cats always try to back out of things on their heads (e.g., socks). Pretty impressive that the cat was game to try again once it pawed the octopus off.

  9. 9
    andyo

    Is that horrible human shouting “let go of my lunch!” ?

    Simple solution: let the cat eat the octopus, then eat the cat.

  10. 10
    magistramarla

    Notice who was winning – the kitty was just wanting to enjoy some fresh sushi.
    I always share my sushi with my cats and my dog – all three love it.

  11. 11
    grumpyoldfart

    I hate the way he separates the cat from the octopus, then lets it have another bite, and then hits it over the head for taking that last bite.

    Still, his video will get a lot of likes on You Tube – and that’s the important thing isn’t it?

  12. 12
    myeck waters

    If the person who took that footage had only used a wide-angle lens they could have sold it straight to SyFy as a sequel to Sharktopus.

  13. 13
    Draken

    So the man filmed until the cat was well on its way eating the octopus, and then got angry with it (i.e. the cat)? That’s just weird.

  14. 14
    Holms

    Seems much more likely that someone else was doing the recording, what with the fact that the camera was clearly being held by someone while the angry guy was in full view with his hands full of hungry catopus.

  15. 15
    Anthony K

    I hate the way he separates the cat from the octopus, then lets it have another bite, and then hits it over the head for taking that last bite.

    You should never hit kitties!

    It’s bad enough that they’ll engineer you into accidentally booting them in the face while they’re wending their way about your ankles, underfoot.

  16. 16
    Trebuchet

    Is that horrible human shouting “let go of my lunch!” ?

    Or perhaps “Dinner, let go of lunch!”

  17. 17
    anuran

    You can’t put prey-sized food in a tub and expect a cat not to eat it any more than you could put crabs in front of an octopus and expect it to leave them alone

  18. 18
    arctic

    All hell’s going to break loose after that cat gets back to the Nostromo.

  19. 19
    laurentweppe

    Another proof that the perfidious felines are worse than Cthulhu

  20. 20
    satanaugustine

    Cat wins! The kitties always win. : )

  21. 21
    Lofty

    Cat wins! The kitties always win. : )

    Feral cats winning against wildlife

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