I know you’re poor. You’re planning to go to the Reason Rally by hopping a freight and camping under a freeway overpass; you can’t afford no pricey t-shirt. But how will we know that you are One of Us? Get a button, they’re cheap. Now available in the Pharyngula store is a selection of handy catchphrases in button form: Cupcake, The People’s Republic of Pharyngula, Raptor Jesus, and Your Concern is Noted.
Wait…you can’t afford a t-shirt, where are you going to stick these buttons? Now I’m picturing a mob of half-naked bloody-chested ferocious godless heathens descending on the media screaming, “Your concern is noted!” It will make good TV.
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RFW
5 March 2012 at 10:31 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
They’ll wear the buttons through their pierced nipples.
Glen Davidson
5 March 2012 at 10:36 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
No crackers for sale?
Glen Davidson
LightningRose
5 March 2012 at 10:48 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Attention, my fellow Minions of
SatanPZ.Here’s another poll that needs Pharyngulating:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/9122961/Gay-marriage-is-like-slavery-Catholic-leader-says.html
LightningRose
5 March 2012 at 10:49 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
oops. Here’s the poll:
Do you think that gay marriage should be legalised?
No – It would be too offensive for many religious people
No – And I think that even civil partnerships go too far
Yes – Gay people should have the same rights as everyone else
Yes – Religious considerations have no place in a modern society
Jadehawk, cascadeuse féministe
5 March 2012 at 11:14 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
omfg. the cupcake. it wins so hard.
Jadehawk, cascadeuse féministe
5 March 2012 at 11:16 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
but: where are the rotten porcupine buttons?
Caine, Fleur du Mal
5 March 2012 at 11:17 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I have no choice, I have to get the cupcake.
Gregory Greenwood
5 March 2012 at 11:55 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
“You may take our lives, but you’ll never take… our… REASON!”
some bastard on the net
5 March 2012 at 1:55 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
‘Your concern is noted’ would save me ALOT of time at every family reunion I go to.
Therrin
5 March 2012 at 2:37 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Alot of Time sounds like a character from the Phantom Tollbooth.
(Original reference.)
On topic, the cupcake is awesome. I would totally have bought one for Ramblin Rod.
Psych-Oh
5 March 2012 at 4:19 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I got the matching “People’s Republic” buttons for the whole family. We’ll be like the Griswolds. Don’t worry, I’ll clothe the children.
carlie
5 March 2012 at 6:47 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
OMG I LOVE THE CUPCAKE.
Dr. Audley Z. Darkheart, purveyor of candy and lies
5 March 2012 at 7:34 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
PZ.
WHY IS THERE NO RAPTOR JESUS T-SHIRT.
chigau (同じ)
6 March 2012 at 12:44 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
WHY ARE WE YELLING?