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I know you’re poor. You’re planning to go to the Reason Rally by hopping a freight and camping under a freeway overpass; you can’t afford no pricey t-shirt. But how will we know that you are One of Us? Get a button, they’re cheap. Now available in the Pharyngula store is a selection of handy catchphrases in button form: Cupcake, The People’s Republic of Pharyngula, Raptor Jesus, and Your Concern is Noted.

Wait…you can’t afford a t-shirt, where are you going to stick these buttons? Now I’m picturing a mob of half-naked bloody-chested ferocious godless heathens descending on the media screaming, “Your concern is noted!” It will make good TV.

Comments

  1. LightningRose says

    oops. Here’s the poll:

    Do you think that gay marriage should be legalised?

    No – It would be too offensive for many religious people
    No – And I think that even civil partnerships go too far
    Yes – Gay people should have the same rights as everyone else
    Yes – Religious considerations have no place in a modern society

  2. Gregory Greenwood says

    Wait…you can’t afford a t-shirt, where are you going to stick these buttons? Now I’m picturing a mob of half-naked bloody-chested ferocious godless heathens descending on the media screaming, “Your concern is noted!” It will make good TV.

    “You may take our lives, but you’ll never take… our… REASON!”

  3. some bastard on the net says

    ‘Your concern is noted’ would save me ALOT of time at every family reunion I go to.

  4. Therrin says

    Alot of Time sounds like a character from the Phantom Tollbooth.

    (Original reference.)

    On topic, the cupcake is awesome. I would totally have bought one for Ramblin Rod.

  5. Psych-Oh says

    I got the matching “People’s Republic” buttons for the whole family. We’ll be like the Griswolds. Don’t worry, I’ll clothe the children.

  6. Dr. Audley Z. Darkheart, purveyor of candy and lies says

    PZ.
    WHY IS THERE NO RAPTOR JESUS T-SHIRT.