The gang at Skepticon are running a poll to design the World’s Most Innocuous Atheist Billboard, and they’ve settled on the message — “Baby Animals Are Cute” — and they’ve got some choices for you to pick from. I thought I’d help and offer my own suggestion:
See? Far superior to the kittens and puppies they suggest, and it’s much more in the spirit of atheism.
DO NOT ARGUE WITH ME. Or Baby Octopus will devour you.
(Also on Sb)





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otrame
27 January 2012 at 1:46 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Well, it is cute. But it looks kinda mean too.
feralboy12
27 January 2012 at 2:01 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I’m guessing my design wouldn’t make the cut.
Sure, baby octopus is cute, but is it innocuous?
Glen Davidson
27 January 2012 at 2:02 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Got nothing to hide?
Be a cephalopod paralarva, or an atheist.
Glen Davidson
radpumpkin
27 January 2012 at 2:07 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
The Great Lord Cthulhu has awoken. Prepare yourselves, mortals!
Cuttlefish
27 January 2012 at 2:36 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
baby cuttlefish are cuter.
http://fuckyeahcuttlefish.tumblr.com/post/1340459400/heyyycaaate-oh-my-goodness-baby-cuttlefish
just sayin’.
RFW
27 January 2012 at 2:40 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Just like the anti-gay haters who give away their secret yearnings by their constant focus on the details of male-male shenanigans, so P-zed’s regular dissing of kitties in favor of cephalopods is clearly a smoke screen to conceal a deep love for the furry critters.
Thus, by the application of elementary psychological principles and a little logic, we arrive at the truth: the Meyers household – and we’re not talking about P-zed’s daughter here – must have at least one much-loved cat.
faithlessbitch
27 January 2012 at 2:45 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I really like the baby cowfish from Hawaii:
http://www.mycuteanimals.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/translucent-cowfish-newbert-1145302-ga.jpg
Zinc Avenger
27 January 2012 at 2:46 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Baby Ultralisk, clearly.
laurentweppe
27 January 2012 at 3:18 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Bashing cats I understand, but don’t you dare insult the Hallowed Canis Lupus Familiaris, the sacred proof of Intelligent Design (well, at least the proof of deliberate breeding, but close enough), The Godly embodiement of all that is Cute and Good and Slobbering, or else… OR ELSE…
You’ll get THIS on your front porch, delivered with seasonings and a recipe for microwave re-heating: you’ve been warned.
markusorlyus
27 January 2012 at 3:26 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I don’t know about cute, but it does look suspiciously like a flying spaghetti monster. I’m afraid I’m going to have to call Maury.
'Tis Himself, OM
27 January 2012 at 4:08 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Yeah? Says who? You can’t make me not argue with you. I’ll argue with you if I want to and you can’t stop me. So there. Nyaaah! :-þ
Markr1957
27 January 2012 at 4:10 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I can see paella in my future – nom nom nom :-)
piranhaintheguppytank
27 January 2012 at 4:37 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
It would certainly be more difficult for a Crazy Republican to scribble the word “LIBERAL” on a dead octopus.
sumdum
27 January 2012 at 4:52 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Harder, or easier ? It even comes with its own ink!
a3kr0n
27 January 2012 at 5:29 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
OK, OK. The Octopussy is far superior to dogs and kitties. Now please let go of my underwear!
Russell
27 January 2012 at 5:35 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Good Minnesotans ,flee and fetch your torches and pitchforks :
That bloody fiend Myers has either been devouring fetal Republicans again, or is about to serve the last Mammoth embryo in the south 48 as a canape.
F
27 January 2012 at 6:15 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Love is a many-tentacled thing.
Happiestsadist
27 January 2012 at 7:50 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
It is pretty cute. Little freckles and all.
alison
28 January 2012 at 3:45 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I’m sorry but that looks like an Ood. In its bad phase. Must be the eyes…
pererik
28 January 2012 at 5:51 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
”FSM” reincarnated … All hail FSM.
Dick the Damned
28 January 2012 at 9:08 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
feralboy12 – i think it makes the cut. It’s cute.
billorlyeh
28 January 2012 at 12:26 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Ai! Cthulhu was the first thing I thought when saw that photo, too. Cthulhu fhtagn, y’all!
=8)-DX
28 January 2012 at 2:02 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Nothing says
Cthulu worshipperatheist likescarycute baby octopi.