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May 26 2012

Relocate in N. Ky. and Help Us Return to the Dark Ages

RELOCATE YOUR BUSINESS IN
NORTHERN KENTUCKY

home of ANSWERS IN GENESIS
home of THE CREATION MUSEUM

Advertised by Northern Kentucky Convention Bureau
An educational site endorsed by state officials
Praised by the Governor of Kentucky
Attracting thousands of visitors

While you are minding your business

Your children can be learning:

Humans and dinosaurs lived at the same time.
The planet earth is only 6,000 years old.
Dinosaurs were on Noah’s Ark.
All species of animals were on Noah’s Ark, including ice worms.
All animals were vegetarians before Adam’s sin.
Science is wrong and mythology is truth.
Believing something makes it true

COME TO NORTHERN KENTUCKY:

LEADING THE RETURN TO THE
DARK AGES

Edwin

Edwin Kagin (c)

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  1. 1
    oldebabe

    The perfect advert of why one shouldn’t even think of moving to N. Kentucky. Or do I even need to say that?

  2. 2
    rusty

    You miss the point – with all those gullible customers, Northern Kentucky is an ideal place to set up a shonky business.

  3. 3
    busterggi

    Mississippi must be sooooooo jealous!

  4. 4
    nazani14

    Yep, your business can be like the VW plant in Tennessee, where the management can’t find the 1,000 skilled workers they need. Just think of what your kids’ school experience will be like!

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