RELOCATE YOUR BUSINESS IN
NORTHERN KENTUCKY
home of ANSWERS IN GENESIS
home of THE CREATION MUSEUM
Advertised by Northern Kentucky Convention Bureau
An educational site endorsed by state officials
Praised by the Governor of Kentucky
Attracting thousands of visitors
While you are minding your business
Your children can be learning:
Humans and dinosaurs lived at the same time.
The planet earth is only 6,000 years old.
Dinosaurs were on Noah’s Ark.
All species of animals were on Noah’s Ark, including ice worms.
All animals were vegetarians before Adam’s sin.
Science is wrong and mythology is truth.
Believing something makes it true
COME TO NORTHERN KENTUCKY:
LEADING THE RETURN TO THE
DARK AGES
Edwin
Edwin Kagin (c)
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oldebabe
May 27, 2012 at 12:20 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
The perfect advert of why one shouldn’t even think of moving to N. Kentucky. Or do I even need to say that?
rusty
May 28, 2012 at 12:29 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
You miss the point – with all those gullible customers, Northern Kentucky is an ideal place to set up a shonky business.
busterggi
May 29, 2012 at 9:47 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Mississippi must be sooooooo jealous!
nazani14
May 29, 2012 at 10:29 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Yep, your business can be like the VW plant in Tennessee, where the management can’t find the 1,000 skilled workers they need. Just think of what your kids’ school experience will be like!
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June 5, 2012 at 11:31 am (UTC -4) Link to this comment
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