I’m healthy and wealthy; I’ve outgrown my past;When I need to lose weight, I can diet or fast;Starvation is not in the lot I’ve been cast—My perspective is clearly not skewed.I can buy the best produce they’ve managed to breed,Have it shipped to my doorstep with mind-boggling speed;In a world of such plenty, I don’t …
Monthly Archive: December 2010
Dec 07 2010
Oh, Oprah!
Just how wonderful is Oprah?We may never know for sure;Any scientific answerIs, at this point, premature–Oprah borders on angelic;She’s a miracle, it’s true!She’s beyond the realm of scienceOr what scientists can view. Just how awesome is her intellect?How sensitive her soul?How delicate her energies,Which no one can control–Can her viewers’ admirationMake the world a better …
Dec 07 2010
My First Review!
The new book, and the gorgeous mug from CafePress. Reader Joan comments here: Move over Dawkins.. Missed the book sale by one dayBut I love it anywayIt would certainly be gold at any price.Boxed shrink packaging is great.This book will not meet the fateOf poor handling here. You need not roll the dice Three hundred …
Dec 06 2010
Making A (Nativity) Scene
It’s Donohue’s proclivityTo protest progressivityHe’ll make a scene (nativity)Predictably, each year—The atheists’ activityRegarding his festivityIs pure insensitivity—Just let him bend your ear. A war on ChristianityBy atheist humanity—The harshest of profanity,The godless at their worst!His writing, though, is vanityThat borders on insanitySo silly, its inanityIs what we notice first. Oh, my. According to CNN’s “belief …
Dec 03 2010
Disaster At The Creationist Theme Park
Our day at the parkHaving fun on the arkWill begin as we stroll up the rampWith the mammals and dino’sAnd strange hellifino’sAnd all of it, gaudy and camp There are creatures in twosLike the grandest of zoosSome in cages for people to seeSome are plastic, of course,Like the odd “Jesus horse”You can ride on (just …
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