Monthly Archive: March 2010

Mar 05 2010

I Just Love A Good Vatican Scandal!

(Channeling Mark Russell, and wishing I could channel Tom Lehrer…) The Vatican is rocked by scandal!No more singing Bach or Handel;Finding men to suit demand’llGet you in the end!Caught on wire as he confessesFinding dates for men in dresses;Hold the tape and stop the presses,Better to attend! What’s the problem? Prostitution;Finding, matching, distribution,Knowing later absolutionWipes …

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Mar 04 2010

Botany Is Destiny

Sigmund Freud (in)famously opined that “anatomy is destiny”, that (to oversimplify greatly) one’s personality and one’s potential were, to a large part, determined by what equipment one possessed between one’s legs. Penis envy (he has one, and I don’t!), castration anxiety (she doesn’t have one, maybe they’ll cut mine off, too!), and other Freudian concepts …

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Mar 02 2010

Cuttle-fish, Cuttle-fish, Cuttle!

First, the only viddy I could find with John Reed–from The Mikado, the beautiful “Willow, Tit-Willow” (and unless you are already familiar with the song, you need to watch it before continuing): Unbelievably, this is is the only John Reed video I could find online! I can only hope that his fans will remedy the …

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