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Aug 10 2012

Help for Haters

Just something silly.

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  1. 1
    Ace of Sevens

    You mean everybody doesn’t do this?

    1. 1.1
      joachim

      Oh Gawd Damn I hate her accent.

      Frigging foreigners!

      1. StrayDataPoint

        Frigging foreigners!

        Yeah, frigging foreigners, bothering to learn a foreign language to be able to communicate with you. Horribble.

        (if you were being sarcastic, you did a bad job at it)

  2. 2
    CT Chimako.27

    There are not enough plus ones in the world for me to express how I feel about this video.

  3. 3
    baal

    Brilliant!

    /brb need to see if my post got through moderation…

  4. 4
    aleph squared

    omfg I love this.

  5. 5
    Kaoru Negisa

    Ok, the eyes during the first masturbating demonstration were creepy as hell. I mean seriously creepy. Great video, but that will haunt me for a little while.

    1. 5.1
      bcoppola

      I thought she was hilarious there!

  6. 6
    C Rowan

    Love. This.

  7. 7
    Vince

    I’m not the brightest bulb in the chandelier but I think this is another post about thunderf00t.

    1. 7.1
      Ace of Sevens

      I do’t think so. I think it’s about the people who raised a fuss over her feminism videos.

      1. Vince

        Ah thank goodness.
        Well at least they’re finally getting some good advice.

  8. 8
    aronra

    When I really need a moment of comedy, Zomgits. :-D

    My wife laughed just watching how hard I laughed.

    1. 8.1
      Leslie

      I laughed uncontrollably too until my husband said her description of a hater fits me to a t, WTF?

  9. 9
    Kahfre

    Ah so cute … especially the masturbating part. The movements of the hands hinted that it was rather a size XXXL ^&%$# the lady had in her mind…

    If the intention was to get rid of the trolls with this video… the sheer cuteness and the sheer charm of the lady in this video will have turned her into a magnet and them trolls into helpless little particles of metal….

    I need some time to settle down. You should have posted this crap with a warning.

  10. 10
    marismae

    That was awesome. Sheer awesome.

  11. 11
    Troy Britain

    LMAO! A very palpable hit…

  12. 12
    Fred Salvador, Onion Jumbler

    This isn’t going to work for Amurricans because they have to pay for psychotherapy, can buy handguns at supermarkets, and the guns are cheaper.

    We can modify it, though. If you can’t afford psychotherapy but CAN afford a gun and some ammunition, buy the latter instead. Then, pull up a video by the person you disapprove of, and as they are talking, shoot the monitor. And the speakers. And the computer itself. Then, masturbate.

    Once you have done this, type the name of your town or city into Google, find your nearest police department, telephone the non-emergency number provided, and tell them what you’ve done. Then the healing can begin.

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    ROGER CHRISTIAN [Face Book]

    Hello Cristina,
    May I shave my Blogs about Islam..?
    “ISLAM: ‘Religion’ or ‘Political’ or ‘OTHER?’ – 101” …Blog.
    http://truth459.blogspot.com/2012/05/islam-religion-or-political-or-other.html
    … AND.. other info on Islam..?
    Exposing the LIES… of Islam…!
    *** (Isaiah 44:6) So says Jehovah, the King of Israel, and His redeemer Jehovah of Hosts; I am the first, and I am the last; and besides Me there is = “NO” = God.
    For a quick overview… I will give you the main issues. I will also provide you with some other internet reference points. You will have to wade through them and sort out the “Truth and the Lies”. Obviously a religion that started…. Circa 700-AD… cannot be… Of the One True God!

    1. Islam / Muslim Religion did not start till… Circa 700-AD.
    2. Abraham is the physical Father of both ‘the Jew and the Arab’, through his sons.
    3. Abraham’s lineage… ‘the Jews’… follow Jehovah God.
    4. Abraham’s lineage… ‘the Arabs’… follow Allah.
    5. Ishmael [first born son of Hagar = Sarah’s servant girl = The Arab].
    6. Isaac [second born son – from Abraham’s Wife = The Jewish Lineage] .
    7. Allah claims to be God… ‘Allah Akbar = Only Allah is God.
    8. Jehovah says He is The Only God… “Isaiah 44:5-6” and many other verses.
    9. Judaism started with Abram and the Covenant from Jehovah God 1900-BC, some 2,600-years before Islam.

    Now here are… interesting internet links about Islam. I would even have you look at the one, where ‘Salman Rushdie’ was threatened with ‘DEATH’… for publishing a book about Islam… mocking its religion as false. In this modern day… how could a ‘civilized religion’… place a Death Bounty on another human being? Could not “Allah”… Himself… Kill Salman Rushdie? He has to have his Religious Leaders proclaim his death? How then can Islam… be a religion of “Peace?” It cannot! “Death to All Infidels!” “Convert to Islam… or Die!”

    http://www.islam-watch.org/
    http://www.former-muslims.com/
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salman_Rushdie

    Final note and comment…! I simply ask you to examine these facts. Test them not only with these internet references. Go to other encyclopedia references. Do not believe me without checking these facts. Follow the Historical Time Line.
    My Blogs about Islam…. from the Christian Perspective!

    Christ Jesus or Jesus (pbuh) – 101 Blog. [1/5]
    http://truth459.blogspot.com/2010/10/christ-jesus-or-jesus-pbuh-101blog-1.html
    In Christ Jesus, Roger.

    1. 13.1
      thisisaturingtest

      Roger:

      Obviously a religion that started…. Circa 700-AD… cannot be… Of the One True God!

      Then, also obviously, neither can Christianity. Nor even Judaism, since it is predated by the Egyptian religion of the Pyramid Texts of about 2400 BCE, and the religion practiced by the Neolithic people of Çatalhöyük, around 5000-7500 BCE. Sorry, but if age is your only falsifiable criteria for truth, then your own standard debunks your religion.
      And…what’s with…all the…ellipses?

      1. Kevin K

        Ra…the one true god.
        Or is that Brahma?

    2. 13.2
      supernorbert

      Christian, I’m sure Christina hugs you too.

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    ROGER CHRISTIAN [Face Book]

    Also…

    The Jesus (pbuh) of Islam… is “NOT”… the Christ Jesus [Messiah] of the Bible. They are TWO Different Jesus’…! The Christ Jesus [Messiah] of the Bible is GOD…!

    *** (Hebrews 1:5-to-8) For to ‘which’ of the angels [None!] = did He [God] = say at ‘any’ time, = “You are My Son, = this day I [God] = have ‘begotten’ You [Jesus]?” = And again, = “I will be to Him [Jesus] a Father [God], = and = He [Jesus] = shall be to Me [God] = a Son?”
    (Heb 1:6) And again, = when He [God] = brings in the First-born [Jesus] = into the world, = He [God] says, = “And let ‘all’ the angels of God = “WORSHIP” = Him [Jesus].”
    (Heb 1:7) And of ‘the angels’ = He [God] says, = “Who makes His angels spirits and His ministers a flame of fire.”
    (Heb 1:8) But to the Son [Jesus] = He [God] says, = “Your throne, = O God [Jesus], = is forever and ever. = A scepter of ‘righteousness’ = is the scepter of = Your [Jesus] kingdom.

    “Is ‘Jesus’ God? – 101”…Blog.
    http://truth459.blogspot.com/2011/01/is-jesus-god-101blog.html

    1. 14.1
      ah58

      I’m wondering if you were polishing your scepter of [Jesus] ‘righteousness’ while you typed the above one handed.

      1. Daniel Schealler

        Something about a gibbon?

    2. 14.2
      baal

      Arrrhrhhghghhh! The excessive formatting…it bUrNS!

    3. 14.3
      supernorbert

      So, there a two Jesus. That’s great. If I mess with one of them the other one can still save me. Maybe both save me and I can choose between two paradises.

    4. 14.4
      Pinky

      Roger

      After glancing at your blog I have the following plea:

      Please leave some ” = ” and ” … ” for the rest of us. You are seriously depleting the world’s supply.

      How awkward will grammar be in our grand-children’s age because you have used up most of the simple way to show “.. omission of parts of a word or sentence.”

      See; only two dots to show omission in my last sentence. Already shortages of ellipsis’!

      As ellipsis’ become fewer (through your wasteful use) our grandchildren will have to read through vast amounts because, lacking ellipsis’, entire quotes will need to be cited.

      Roger we are also facing a shortage of equal signs (=). Using ‘=’ as grammatical shorthand endangers maths throughout the world. Lack of ‘=’ may bring about the habit of dividing by zero!

      Like I said Roger, I quickly perused your blog. So this Jesus character was Muslim?

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    jascollins

    I’m totally stealing that idea for a “7 Days No Hatin’” button.

  16. 16
    MyMindMeanders

    My new favorite video. Thank you.

  17. 17
    Eristae

    This probably isn’t the appropriate place, but I haven’t found a post yet that seems to work better, so here I go:

    Cristina, I really like your clothes! Specifically your shirts an dresses (the whole “from the waist up” part of video blogs means sometimes I never see your pants/skirts/etc at all).

    I wish I knew how to find that kind of clothes in the USA, but the box stores we have in my area offer less in the way of pretty things

  18. 18
    Daniel Schealler

    “It’s okay to cry when doing this.”

    My sides hurt now. :P

  19. 19
    Dunc

    Fabulous!

  20. 20
    Tiranna

    Thank you for this gem :)

  21. 21
    FedUp(OrJustFed)

    …just one more reason I love your videos, Cristina! A spoonful of sugar stirred up in a delightful vat of *snark*.

  22. 22
    Kevin K

    I found it fascinating that one of the first commenters took her to task for denouncing Christianity in this video — when she doesn’t mention it at all.

    Projection, much?

  23. 23
    charlie

    great goggly moogly that was an inspired self help video. I think I’ll open the door and go outside myself.

    1. 23.1
      baal

      Where’s Perry?

  24. 24
    Surly Amy

    I love you. That is all.

  25. 25
    northierthanthou

    Okay, so the people in the next hotel room are now wondering what really funny show is on TV.

  26. 26
    LJ Briar

    You are a comedic genius and I cannot possibly express how brilliant you are. But I will try until the end of time.

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    Bjarni

    I don’t generally comment much, but that was so funny I just had to say something.

    You rock. thanks for being awesome!

  28. 28
    Jackie

    I snorted, chortled and actually had to wipe my eyes. Excellent video.

  29. 29
    Chris Ranmore

    OMG I actually enjoyed the hug. On a video. That’s weird.

  30. 30
    davejohnson

    5000 whining atheists vs the Great Prophet

    clubconspiracy.com/forum/showthread.php?p=81388

  31. 31
    ednaz

    Bwaaahahahaha! Thank You! That was excellent!

    My neighbors just heard me laugh real hard and then say – ‘Oh, that was great!’.

    So – a gold star for the video and a gold star for making my neighbors wonder.

  32. 32
    eean

    The world is a better place with each Mars Attacks reference.

  33. 33
    Prairie Bob

    I love it!

    I can think of several places to post this.

  34. 34
    abbadd0n

    This should go to every hater’s inbox as a matter of urgency.
    feckin loved it.

  35. 35
    matthewsawyer

    Hi Christina,

    I’ve got an idea – your accent is perfect for reading my Wister Town stories. And given you have screen presence, I think you’d be wonderful to read my Wister Town stories. They’re short, agnostic horror stories in which God has abandoned the world and evil takes over. It’s fiction, I’m an atheist but I explore “what if’s”.

    I have no cash, I’m long-term unemployed, but if you’re looking for something to fill your vlogs, please read my tales. You can do so for free – just mention me. And if possible, find a dirndl – a traditional Swiss dress – that would create quite an impression and set the mood!

    The stories are at http://sites.google.com/site/wistertown/

    I’m Matthew Sawyer
    [email protected]

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    Mike Rakaska

    Just when I thought that there was no help for the haters out there, I stumble across this video.
    Thank you ZOMG.

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    Mayotte

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