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Dec 02 2011

Still looking for Christmas cards?

Don’t forget I have some evolution themed Christmas cards for sale!

Christmas Tree of Life:

Evolution of Christmas:

Have no idea what to actually write in your godless Christmas cards? Digital Cuttlefish has oodles of atheist Christmas poems.

And if you still need to buy a gift for PZ, you can bid on this awesomely blasphemous piece of art by Joshua Bennett:

He’s auctioning off the piece, and all proceeds go to the American Humanist Association.

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  1. 1
    Azkyroth Drinked the Grammar Too :)

    Technically, doesn’t coal also descend from the four on the right?

  2. 2
    Epistaxis

    Why is your phylogenetic tree ultrametric? Neighbor-joining or GTFO.

  3. 3
    Joshua Bennett

    Wow, I made that? Wait… no, that’s a different Joshua Bennett. :(

  4. 4
    jen

    Ummm… I just send out “Peace” cards to my Jewish/atheist/pagan friends who are offended by Christmas cards.

  5. 5
    sc_9c78e8a2fef309b54738822facce699d

    Yeah we’re pretty common. That is to say, I’m the one who made that, but we have a pretty common name.

  6. 6
    sc_9c78e8a2fef309b54738822facce699d

    why is my name a long string of meaningless characters? either freethought blogs or wordpress has failed me. :(

  7. 7
    joshuabennett

    Logged in through facebook. Did it work?

  8. 8
    Svlad Cjelli

    Err, I’m going to say “yes”, but don’t quote me on that.

  9. 9
    Benjamin de Bivort

    @ Epistaxis

    Her tree is clearly date-calibrated on some sort of log-scale. Also, Neighbor-Joining is a disastrous algorithm that ignores shared descent and is irrevocably phenetic. Something heuristic or GTFO – cladistic analysis or maximum likelihood at the very least.

  10. 10
    ParatrooperJJ

    And yet you wonder why athiests don’t get any traction with the general public….

  11. 11
    hoverfrog

    I have an ongoing joke with a few friends to find and send only the cheapest, tackiest Crimbo cards we can find. The sort that have more glitter than picture and that are so thin that they can barely stand under their own weight. Pictures have to be stereotypes of the worst kind. Angels, snow covered Victorian scenes, robins, that kind of cheap and nasty stuff and makes you cringe. The kind of cards that even thrift stores have trouble selling.

    I’m afraid that these cards are simply too high quality to be considered joke cards.

  12. 12
    experienced mohel Staten island

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  13. 13
    Michael D. Barton

    I shared your cards on my blog again this year (along with lots of other Darwin and evolution-themed Christmas stuff: http://thedispersalofdarwin.wordpress.com/2011/12/07/tis-the-season-to-evolving/), and the post has had a phenomenal (for my blog at least) 1,200 hits. I hope some of those went toward purchasing your cards!

  14. 14
    Rich Kuitu

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