I’ve never been a fan of Barbie (shocker, I know). My family always tried to buy them for me, but I wanted nothing more than to play with Legoes all day. But it looks like Barbie has a interesting new profession:
She’s been a princess, a firefighter, a Marine and a ballerina. After years of soul-searching, Barbie has finally found her true vocation. Meet Rev. Barbie, a plastic Episcopal Priest.
Rev. Barbie, the creation of Rev. Julie Blake Fisher, an Episcopal priest in Kent, Ohio, has her own Facebook page and comes dressed in the latest trends in clergy-wear.
Fisher created Rev. Barbie for use in her own youth ministry: “I thought the children would like to practice playing with the vestments and learning what they are,” she told Religion News Service. Over the years, Barbie’s many vocations have served as inspiration for young girls. And although Mattel has not endorsed Fisher’s improvised Reverend Barbie, the plastic priestess has emerged at a critical moment in Christian history, especially for women.
Man, why should religious people get to have all the fun? I want an atheist Barbie! (click for slightly larger image)
Finally, a Barbie doll that represents my every day life…
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Joé McKen
April 8, 2010 at 12:19 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
*jaw drops*
Joé McKen
April 8, 2010 at 7:19 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
*jaw drops*
Nell Gwynne
April 8, 2010 at 12:20 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Many of the Episcopalians I know (including myself) wear geeky science t-shirts, Flying Spaghetti Monster paraphernalia, and nerd glasses.
Nell Gwynne
April 8, 2010 at 7:20 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Many of the Episcopalians I know (including myself) wear geeky science t-shirts, Flying Spaghetti Monster paraphernalia, and nerd glasses.
Jen
April 8, 2010 at 12:21 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Gahhh, you mean you're learning to camouflage yourselves?!?!?! We're doomed. ;)
Jen
April 8, 2010 at 7:21 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Gahhh, you mean you’re learning to camouflage yourselves?!?!?! We’re doomed. ;)
Sili
April 8, 2010 at 12:23 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I rather like Catholic Barbie. Very droll.
Though of course it's likely just stupidity by the creator.
Reminds me of very stupid scene in Seventh Heaven (shut up), where the mrs reverend substituted butter for schmaltz in a recipe when having Jews visiting. Just how stupid is it possible to be? And by supposedly religious person even.
Sili
April 8, 2010 at 7:23 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I rather like Catholic Barbie. Very droll.Though of course it’s likely just stupidity by the creator.Reminds me of very stupid scene in Seventh Heaven (shut up), where the mrs reverend substituted butter for schmaltz in a recipe when having Jews visiting. Just how stupid is it possible to be? And by supposedly religious person even.
Girl Technologist
April 8, 2010 at 12:25 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
But no pants? Surprise Orgies? Episcopalians wish they could think that far forward.
Also, lunch.
Girl Technologist
April 8, 2010 at 7:25 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
But no pants? Surprise Orgies? Episcopalians wish they could think that far forward.Also, lunch.
Godlessons
April 8, 2010 at 12:29 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Reverend Barbie? Looks more like pedophile barbie to me.
Godlessons
April 8, 2010 at 7:29 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Reverend Barbie? Looks more like pedophile barbie to me.
Veritas
April 8, 2010 at 12:30 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
That lunch does look tasty…
Veritas
April 8, 2010 at 7:30 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
That lunch does look tasty…
Professor Preposterous
April 8, 2010 at 12:32 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
This is totally funny. Also, why not? Barbie's been basically every other career under the sun, hasn't she?I once wanted to make a mad-science barbie, which would come with a labcoat, a tiny plastic beaker, strange goggles, and gloves (probably painted on). They said she was mad, but she'll show them all!!!!
themadengineer
April 8, 2010 at 7:32 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
This is totally funny. Also, why not? Barbie’s been basically every other career under the sun, hasn’t she?I once wanted to make a mad-science barbie, which would come with a labcoat, a tiny plastic beaker, strange goggles, and gloves (probably painted on). They said she was mad, but she’ll show them all!!!!
Joe_Agnost
April 8, 2010 at 12:39 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Too funny! I love the baby-lunch and no pants. Classic!
Joe_Agnost
April 8, 2010 at 7:39 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Too funny! I love the baby-lunch and no pants. Classic!
Marcus
April 8, 2010 at 12:56 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Also realistic in that atheists are all well known for being statuesque and gorgeous (hence the regular orgies). As opposed to the dumpy sheep that make up the religious flock. I guess the only benefit to religious Barbie is she has morals so wouldn't randomly murder someone just for giggles.
Marcus
April 8, 2010 at 7:56 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Also realistic in that atheists are all well known for being statuesque and gorgeous (hence the regular orgies). As opposed to the dumpy sheep that make up the religious flock. I guess the only benefit to religious Barbie is she has morals so wouldn’t randomly murder someone just for giggles.
Anonymous
April 8, 2010 at 1:08 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Very cute. Thanks for posting.
Anonymous
April 8, 2010 at 8:08 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Very cute. Thanks for posting.
Laura
April 8, 2010 at 4:50 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Yes! If you added pants as I do not care to explain what an "orgy" is, I would buy one for my daughter! Though I am not a big Barbie fan, either, I think I would make an exception!
Laura
April 8, 2010 at 11:50 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Yes! If you added pants as I do not care to explain what an “orgy” is, I would buy one for my daughter! Though I am not a big Barbie fan, either, I think I would make an exception!
Daniel Sprockett
April 8, 2010 at 6:43 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
How DARE you scoop me about something from KENT! I am appalled!
Dan!
April 9, 2010 at 1:43 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
How DARE you scoop me about something from KENT! I am appalled!
PrimeNumbers
April 8, 2010 at 7:10 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Now that's funny! Love the baby in the bag for a quick snack.
PrimeNumbers
April 9, 2010 at 2:10 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Now that’s funny! Love the baby in the bag for a quick snack.
steeley42
April 8, 2010 at 7:36 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Yeah, sorry about the crazy from Kent. We're usually better than that. At least…. a different kind of crazy.
The Atheist Librarian
April 9, 2010 at 2:36 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Yeah, sorry about the crazy from Kent. We’re usually better than that. At least…. a different kind of crazy.
Valis
April 9, 2010 at 7:43 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Barbie has always creeped me out, even before I read The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch. *shudder*
Valis
April 9, 2010 at 2:43 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Barbie has always creeped me out, even before I read The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch. *shudder*
Leah
April 9, 2010 at 9:21 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
That's a Barbie I'd be proud to buy my daughter if I had a daughter!
Leah Elliott Hauge
April 9, 2010 at 4:21 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
That’s a Barbie I’d be proud to buy my daughter if I had a daughter!
Sushi
April 9, 2010 at 10:36 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I'll take an atheist Barbie. She'll make a great toy for the younger relatives of mine.
Sushi
April 9, 2010 at 5:36 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I’ll take an atheist Barbie. She’ll make a great toy for the younger relatives of mine.
Anonymous
April 9, 2010 at 10:37 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Boinged!
Anonymous
April 9, 2010 at 5:37 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Boinged!
teachingsapiens
April 9, 2010 at 10:47 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Well, as anon above pointed out, you made BoingBoing. Enjoy the traffic spike!Rob
teachingsapiens
April 9, 2010 at 5:47 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Well, as anon above pointed out, you made BoingBoing. Enjoy the traffic spike!Rob
Philip Pangrac
April 9, 2010 at 10:53 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Why do atheists get a monopoly on sexy nerd glasses? You're just trying to tempt me, like a temptress of some kind.
Philip
April 9, 2010 at 5:53 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Why do atheists get a monopoly on sexy nerd glasses? You’re just trying to tempt me, like a temptress of some kind.
Lizzieheff
April 9, 2010 at 11:18 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Valis, I can't believe you mentioned The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch. I just got it in a multi-volume set of PKD and wasn't sure I'd read it – now I absolutely will!
Lizzieheff
April 9, 2010 at 6:18 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Valis, I can’t believe you mentioned The Three Stigmata of Palmer Eldritch. I just got it in a multi-volume set of PKD and wasn’t sure I’d read it – now I absolutely will!
Anonymous
April 9, 2010 at 11:34 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
"surprise orgies?" i thought for us atheists it would be "regularly-scheduled orgies…"
Anonymous
April 9, 2010 at 6:34 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
“surprise orgies?” i thought for us atheists it would be “regularly-scheduled orgies…”
Anonymous
April 9, 2010 at 11:49 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I just got it – the baby IS lunch! I totally LOVVVVVVVVE this!!
Anonymous
April 9, 2010 at 6:49 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I just got it – the baby IS lunch! I totally LOVVVVVVVVE this!!
Buffy
April 9, 2010 at 11:52 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
OMFSM I love it!
Buffy
April 9, 2010 at 6:52 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
OMFSM I love it!
Anonymous
April 9, 2010 at 1:55 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Ok…Now where is Wiccan Barbie? Now that would look sweet. Why not?
Anonymous
April 9, 2010 at 8:55 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Ok…Now where is Wiccan Barbie? Now that would look sweet. Why not?
Anonymous
April 9, 2010 at 1:56 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Though the Atheist one is sweet as well!! LOL
Anonymous
April 9, 2010 at 8:56 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Though the Atheist one is sweet as well!! LOL
Anonymous
April 9, 2010 at 2:10 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
>I've never been a fan of Barbi
Yeah, I'll bet you're still waiting for bulldyke barbie to show up. All the 1s and 2s in the world are inherently jealous of beauty.
Anonymous
April 9, 2010 at 9:10 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
>I’ve never been a fan of BarbiYeah, I’ll bet you’re still waiting for bulldyke barbie to show up. All the 1s and 2s in the world are inherently jealous of beauty.
Neece
April 9, 2010 at 2:43 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
OMG! I AM Atheist Barbie! Especially the tasty tasty babies for lunch, of course. This is Hysterical! I must share this with all my nerd glasses/atheist swag festooned friends! Awesome!Now where are my pants?!
Neece
April 9, 2010 at 9:43 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
OMG! I AM Atheist Barbie! Especially the tasty tasty babies for lunch, of course. This is Hysterical! I must share this with all my nerd glasses/atheist swag festooned friends! Awesome!Now where are my pants?!
Anonymous
April 9, 2010 at 2:57 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Remind me to get a flying spaghetti monster tattoo on my scrotum! :D
Anonymous
April 9, 2010 at 9:57 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Remind me to get a flying spaghetti monster tattoo on my scrotum! :D
bcoppola
April 9, 2010 at 2:57 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
You made Greg Laden's blog too.
bcoppola
April 9, 2010 at 9:57 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
You made Greg Laden’s blog too.
chicagomolly
April 9, 2010 at 2:59 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I'll bet you're still waiting for bulldyke barbie to show up.
Flannel shirt: check!Buzzcut: check!Jeans with Big Cuffs: check!Harley (she totally has to have a bike!): check and double-check!!
chicagomolly
April 9, 2010 at 9:59 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I’ll bet you’re still waiting for bulldyke barbie to show up.Flannel shirt: check!Buzzcut: check!Jeans with Big Cuffs: check!Harley (she totally has to have a bike!): check and double-check!!
Glendon Mellow
April 9, 2010 at 4:43 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Fantastic, I love it.
The lunch is really funny.
Glendon Mellow
April 9, 2010 at 11:43 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Fantastic, I love it. The lunch is really funny.
BT Murtagh
April 9, 2010 at 7:51 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Typo: should be "surprise" orgies… or maybe me pointing stuff like that out is why I never get invited to the surpise orgies? O_o
BT Murtagh
April 10, 2010 at 2:51 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Typo: should be “surprise” orgies… or maybe me pointing stuff like that out is why I never get invited to the surpise orgies? O_o
Podblack
April 9, 2010 at 8:31 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Typo – corrected.
Having presented at an Atheist convention on research regarding the intersection of belief and skepticism – my first thought was that the implication that all atheists are 'pro-science' (the little shirt) is actually pretty misleading? I guess that's the same-old 'atheists are skeptics' assumption, which may be worthy of a discussion in itself? :)
Of course, the likes of Leslie Cannold, Dr Rachael Dunlop, Jane Caro, Swoopy, myself and many, many other hard-working women in atheism are hardly attending orgies and my second response was to balk at the implication that atheist women cater to atheist men with exhibitionist behavior rather than make genuine contributions like men do – but clearly that's just your parody.
I look forward to seeing Dora the Explorer as Skeptic investigator. :) Maybe Crispian Jago could do something about that one?
Podblack
April 10, 2010 at 3:31 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Typo – corrected.Having presented at an Atheist convention on research regarding the intersection of belief and skepticism – my first thought was that the implication that all atheists are ‘pro-science’ (the little shirt) is actually pretty misleading? I guess that’s the same-old ‘atheists are skeptics’ assumption, which may be worthy of a discussion in itself? :)Of course, the likes of Leslie Cannold, Dr Rachael Dunlop, Jane Caro, Swoopy, myself and many, many other hard-working women in atheism are hardly attending orgies and my second response was to balk at the implication that atheist women cater to atheist men with exhibitionist behavior rather than make genuine contributions like men do – but clearly that’s just your parody. I look forward to seeing Dora the Explorer as Skeptic investigator. :) Maybe Crispian Jago could do something about that one?
Improbable Joe
April 9, 2010 at 8:34 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I'm not a big fan of those surprise orgies… you just know there's going to be way too many middle-aged out of shape single guys trying to horn in on the action.
Improbable Joe
April 10, 2010 at 3:34 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I’m not a big fan of those surprise orgies… you just know there’s going to be way too many middle-aged out of shape single guys trying to horn in on the action.
MolBio
April 9, 2010 at 9:53 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Rev. Barbie. The only member of the clergy that kids can safely undress. :p
MolBio
April 10, 2010 at 4:53 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Rev. Barbie. The only member of the clergy that kids can safely undress. :p
Not Laughing
April 9, 2010 at 11:17 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Atheist Barbie? Try Skepchick Barbie.
It is not exactly a typical atheist woman or even a typical female skeptic.
Congratulations on what I am sure is a blazing success. You've been linked by several very high-traffic sites written by men who obviously thought this was cute.
I think it's offensive.
But my opinion doesn't really matter. I'm just a woman.
Not Laughing
April 10, 2010 at 6:17 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Atheist Barbie? Try Skepchick Barbie.It is not exactly a typical atheist woman or even a typical female skeptic.Congratulations on what I am sure is a blazing success. You’ve been linked by several very high-traffic sites written by men who obviously thought this was cute.I think it’s offensive.But my opinion doesn’t really matter. I’m just a woman.
Cath
April 9, 2010 at 11:30 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Oh, I sooo want bulldyke Barbie. But please, not a Harley. A Ducati would be nice.
Cath
April 10, 2010 at 6:30 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Oh, I sooo want bulldyke Barbie. But please, not a Harley. A Ducati would be nice.
Cath
April 9, 2010 at 11:35 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
PS: speaking as a thoroughly feminist woman, I entirely get the joke. It's not supposed to be a real "typical atheist woman", it's ALL cliches. It's only lacking a kitten pie.
Now where's my surprise orgies, and can I has bulldykes plskthx?
Cath
April 10, 2010 at 6:35 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
PS: speaking as a thoroughly feminist woman, I entirely get the joke. It’s not supposed to be a real “typical atheist woman”, it’s ALL cliches. It’s only lacking a kitten pie.Now where’s my surprise orgies, and can I has bulldykes plskthx?
Anonymous
April 10, 2010 at 2:59 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
http://www.scribd.com/doc/2532766/God-Wants-You-Dead
Anonymous
April 10, 2010 at 9:59 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
http://www.scribd.com/doc/2532…
MI Dawn
April 10, 2010 at 6:02 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
@Not Laughing: as a woman, a mother of 2 girls, and someone who played with Barbies for years…I think this is hysterical. I'd buy one just for display, since neither I nor my daughters play with Barbies any more. If we can't laugh at ourselves, and the stereotypes of atheist women, we are dead.
Dawn
April 10, 2010 at 1:02 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
@Not Laughing: as a woman, a mother of 2 girls, and someone who played with Barbies for years…I think this is hysterical. I’d buy one just for display, since neither I nor my daughters play with Barbies any more. If we can’t laugh at ourselves, and the stereotypes of atheist women, we are dead.
sAmMy
April 10, 2010 at 6:38 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
they should make a jewish barbie!!
sAmMy
April 10, 2010 at 1:38 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
they should make a jewish barbie!!
thought so
April 10, 2010 at 7:35 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
yeah ^^^ (what sAm My said)also, Outspoken Parisienne Muslim Barbie :)
thought so
April 10, 2010 at 2:35 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
yeah ^^^ (what sAm My said)also, Outspoken Parisienne Muslim Barbie :)
Courtney
April 10, 2010 at 8:37 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
@Not Laughing: It's not *supposed* to be a typical atheist or skeptic woman, but a mocking of the stereotypes about atheists. Atheists are often told, for example, that we eat babies for lunch, or people assume that we are all promiscuous. Which is not to say, "It's just a joke, get over it," because obviously that's a flippant answer that is often used to excuse offensive things. But I do think you're missing the point a bit. Jen is attempting to make ridiculous assumptions made about atheist women look silly, not canonize them.
Humor is often used to marginalize people, so I can understand your concern, but it can also be a powerful tool to fight oppression, which was part of the intent (and I would say, fairly successful) here.
Courtney
April 10, 2010 at 3:37 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
@Not Laughing: It’s not *supposed* to be a typical atheist or skeptic woman, but a mocking of the stereotypes about atheists. Atheists are often told, for example, that we eat babies for lunch, or people assume that we are all promiscuous. Which is not to say, “It’s just a joke, get over it,” because obviously that’s a flippant answer that is often used to excuse offensive things. But I do think you’re missing the point a bit. Jen is attempting to make ridiculous assumptions made about atheist women look silly, not canonize them. Humor is often used to marginalize people, so I can understand your concern, but it can also be a powerful tool to fight oppression, which was part of the intent (and I would say, fairly successful) here.
Anonymous
April 10, 2010 at 9:17 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
hot! hot1 Hot! the glasses seal the deal.
Anonymous
April 10, 2010 at 4:17 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
hot! hot1 Hot! the glasses seal the deal.
mcbender
April 10, 2010 at 10:40 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
You know, I was more irritated by "Computer Engineer Barbie" making a mockery of my field than I am by this religious one for some reason.
That said, turning religious vestments into a goofy doll costume seems to me to make clearer that that's all they really are… something tells me that the priest Barbie says more sensible things than actual priests do, if for no other reason than the fact that she can't talk :)
As for Jen's parody, I think it speaks for itself.
mcbender
April 10, 2010 at 5:40 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
You know, I was more irritated by “Computer Engineer Barbie” making a mockery of my field than I am by this religious one for some reason.That said, turning religious vestments into a goofy doll costume seems to me to make clearer that that’s all they really are… something tells me that the priest Barbie says more sensible things than actual priests do, if for no other reason than the fact that she can’t talk :)As for Jen’s parody, I think it speaks for itself.
healthyaddict
April 10, 2010 at 11:56 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Why does priest barbie have a fan page? –> http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=105139079524495
Help combat with atheist barbie! –> http://www.facebook.com/pages/Atheist-Barbie/112920645399609
healthyaddict
April 10, 2010 at 6:56 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Why does priest barbie have a fan page? –> http://www.facebook.com/group….Help combat with atheist barbie! –> http://www.facebook.com/pages/…
weez
April 10, 2010 at 1:50 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Jen, Adam Savage (@donttrythis) likes Atheist Barbie too. :)
@jamyianswiss Atheist Barbie: http://tinyurl.com/y5qwswr about 3 hours ago via web Retweeted by donttrythis and 100+ others
mmmm…. lunchbabies… :D Luvly with a well aged bottle of Christian baby's blood, during a break from any atheist morality-free orgy. xD
weez
April 10, 2010 at 8:50 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Jen, Adam Savage (@donttrythis) likes Atheist Barbie too. :)@jamyianswiss Atheist Barbie: http://tinyurl.com/y5qwswr about 3 hours ago via web Retweeted by donttrythis and 100+ others mmmm…. lunchbabies… :D Luvly with a well aged bottle of Christian baby’s blood, during a break from any atheist morality-free orgy. xD
Joreth
April 10, 2010 at 2:06 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
As a female atheist skeptic, I have to disagree with Not Laughing here. Several people have already pointed out that this is ironic. Barbie has, historically, been all about the stereotypes, and this Barbie is both poking fun at Barbie and at the stereotypes we atheists encounter about ourselves (hint: the baby in the lunchbag gives it away).
I think it's a brilliant commentary. And, apparently, it's not just men that think it's cute, since there seem to be an awful lot of women here cheering and asking for one. I have never liked Barbie, even as a kid, but I want one of these too!
And, just for the record, women enjoying sex and being exhibitionist is not always because they're catering "to atheist men with exhibitionist behavior rather than make genuine contributions like men do".
Women who are strong enough to stand up to an entire society that thinks women shouldn't worry their pretty little heads about science, math, and social issues, and that has a significantly high portion of women engaged in woo and religious beliefs, those women are also more likely to be women who are strong enough to embrace their own sexuality and be sex-positive or exhibitionist simply because they like doing so.
Also, for the comment about overage fat guys crashing the orgy – we found that if you do a thorough job of planning the orgy the first time, taking care with the guest list and the safety requirements, it leads to more "surprise" orgies later since the groundwork has been taken care of … without the party crashers … even when that party is at Dragoncon.
For more information on practical tips for orgies and other debauchery (from an out atheist & skeptic), visit Tacit's Live Journal http://tacit.livejournal.com, his advice column Weekly Sex Tips http://www.weeklysextips.com and his upcoming podcast, the Skeptical Pervert http://www.skepticalpervert.com – there is absolutely no woo or "spirituality" included.
Joreth
April 10, 2010 at 9:06 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
As a female atheist skeptic, I have to disagree with Not Laughing here. Several people have already pointed out that this is ironic. Barbie has, historically, been all about the stereotypes, and this Barbie is both poking fun at Barbie and at the stereotypes we atheists encounter about ourselves (hint: the baby in the lunchbag gives it away). I think it’s a brilliant commentary. And, apparently, it’s not just men that think it’s cute, since there seem to be an awful lot of women here cheering and asking for one. I have never liked Barbie, even as a kid, but I want one of these too!And, just for the record, women enjoying sex and being exhibitionist is not always because they’re catering “to atheist men with exhibitionist behavior rather than make genuine contributions like men do”. Women who are strong enough to stand up to an entire society that thinks women shouldn’t worry their pretty little heads about science, math, and social issues, and that has a significantly high portion of women engaged in woo and religious beliefs, those women are also more likely to be women who are strong enough to embrace their own sexuality and be sex-positive or exhibitionist simply because they like doing so.Also, for the comment about overage fat guys crashing the orgy – we found that if you do a thorough job of planning the orgy the first time, taking care with the guest list and the safety requirements, it leads to more “surprise” orgies later since the groundwork has been taken care of … without the party crashers … even when that party is at Dragoncon.For more information on practical tips for orgies and other debauchery (from an out atheist & skeptic), visit Tacit’s Live Journal http://tacit.livejournal.com, his advice column Weekly Sex Tips http://www.weeklysextips.com and his upcoming podcast, the Skeptical Pervert http://www.skepticalpervert.com – there is absolutely no woo or “spirituality” included.
HMX
April 10, 2010 at 4:35 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Lunch? Reminds of the HK flick Dumpling. And admit it, she isn't pantless because of surprise orgies. We just caught her on 'no pants day'. But I must admit, the surprise orgies does make the atheist lifestyle seem more fantabulous.
And totally unrelated, but pantless comes up as being misspelled but fantabulous is perfectly fine?
HMX
April 10, 2010 at 11:35 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Lunch? Reminds of the HK flick Dumpling. And admit it, she isn’t pantless because of surprise orgies. We just caught her on ‘no pants day’. But I must admit, the surprise orgies does make the atheist lifestyle seem more fantabulous.And totally unrelated, but pantless comes up as being misspelled but fantabulous is perfectly fine?
Icalasari
April 10, 2010 at 6:05 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I am offended, appalled, and disgusted by this! This… This is the most blatantly offensive thing on ALL of TML, and I will NOT stand for it!
I mean, come on, that baby should be saran wrapped to keep the freshness in! I am sickened by this oversight!
Icalasari
April 11, 2010 at 1:05 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I am offended, appalled, and disgusted by this! This… This is the most blatantly offensive thing on ALL of TML, and I will NOT stand for it!I mean, come on, that baby should be saran wrapped to keep the freshness in! I am sickened by this oversight!
Anonymous
April 10, 2010 at 6:38 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
what the heck is schmaltz?
Hugh
April 11, 2010 at 3:39 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Wonderful.How long before the inevitable lawsuit?
ShanOD
April 11, 2010 at 5:02 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
There IS a Jewish Barbie. See http://www.hasoferet.com
Kendra
April 11, 2010 at 9:30 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Haha love your reply..But yeah this doll is crazy..I laughed so much when i saw it.Although they should add in a “i know it all” things for her to say lol
Bob
April 11, 2010 at 11:26 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Damn I must be doing something wrong.I’m an Atheist but i never hat a surprise orgy.What am i doing wrong?
llewelly
April 11, 2010 at 4:11 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
See that bag on her right shoulder? It has a laptop with a connection to an entire internet full of “I know it all” things for her to say.
Hugo Grinebiter
April 11, 2010 at 5:19 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
there’s going to be way too many middle-aged out of shape single guys trying to horn in on the action…… Also, for the comment about overage fat guys crashing the orgy Can we have less demonisation of fat middle-aged guys, please pretty please? Or else I shall have to be traumatised, be in therapy for the rest of my life, and send you guys the bill…….
Zyanya
April 11, 2010 at 8:27 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
As an atheist I have been sadly misinformed. I shouldn’t be a vegetarian I should be eating babies for lunch. Also, pants are apparently a hinderence to my many orgies throughout the day. I guess I better change my way of thinking. By the way sorta humorous making jokes out of common religious propaganda but putting extreme stereotypes with mild ones probably made people miss the humor.
Erp
April 11, 2010 at 8:55 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I see things have come full circle, the Episcopalians are now mentioning the atheist Barbie.
beardedskeptic
April 12, 2010 at 6:29 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
haha, I’ve seen this popping up all over my facebook. People seem to really get a kick out of it.
Hurp
April 12, 2010 at 7:22 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
You forgot the unwarranted sense of self-importance for atheist Barbie.
Doctor O
April 12, 2010 at 8:03 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
BUT. Do they also lack pants?Inquiring minds want to know. And please, include photos and addresses.
Teaflax
April 12, 2010 at 8:30 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
There’s really nothing that’s more self-important than to think that you and your subsect actually know exactly what the ineffable creator of the entire universe wants people to do. Atheists come a distant, distant second to theists there.
Hugh
April 12, 2010 at 8:58 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
You’re confusing me. Atheists believe that there is no creator of the universe, and therefore have not a single iota of interest in what this non-existent being might want us to do.Since theists seem to be in complete disagreement on this subject also, the atheist point of view makes considerably more sense.
calgcowboy99
April 12, 2010 at 12:52 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
The creator of Atheist Barbie might have meant it as ironic, but it’s sure coming across as a standard bearer for a lot of other folks.
revbarky
April 12, 2010 at 12:52 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
OMD! That’s me and I’m a guy! Atheist Ken is out there too.
Courtney Stoker
April 12, 2010 at 12:59 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
In all seriousness, folks, can we stop with the fat-hating here? Believe it or not, fat people have sex, people do find them attractive, and they can even participate in orgies. So quit it.
revbarky
April 12, 2010 at 1:01 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Barbie doesn’t know everything, she just has a sense of whats probable and what is not. I suppose it would be much better for her to carry a leather bound Confusicon every where she goes. The baby would be real and there would be more than one and she would be busy either nursing or changing its diapers on a coffee house table.I think not.
sheepshanker
April 12, 2010 at 1:55 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Atheist Barbie exists IRL. She is a foreign policy analyst at the Hoover Institution in Palo Alto, working with Condy Rice.She is deep, deep undercover… and her name is Tammy.
Jax
April 12, 2010 at 5:01 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I hate barbie….but I have two young daughters and they are going to be atheists, dammit, if it’s the last thing I do. So send me two, please. Oh, BTW I live in the south, so I have to contend with all the buildings of tax-free exemptions nearby, and the bible thumping morons.
venevidi
April 12, 2010 at 6:00 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
True. Because for religous origes you need meth and gay prostitutes.
Ruby Leigh
April 12, 2010 at 6:43 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Loved Atheist Barbie – reminded me of a post I made a bit agohttp://rubyleigh.blogspot.com/…
bradleyjts
April 12, 2010 at 7:36 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
now, that is cute
Mr.Boourns
April 13, 2010 at 1:24 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
not nearly enough flair
Taz_1999
April 13, 2010 at 10:54 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Wher can I order Atheist Barbie? I’ll take two. One for my office and one for uuuhhmmm…. ;)
Schoschie
April 13, 2010 at 11:37 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
*Approved*
Schoschie
April 13, 2010 at 11:39 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
My gaze was drawn more to the author’s photo than the Barbie images, I must add.
Steve
April 13, 2010 at 12:01 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Barbie has always been sort of the mascot for a materialistic world view. If you get enough stuff you will be happy. She has her boy toy (literally), dream house, beach house, dream car, dream dog, etc. Everything in Barbie’s world is egocentric; claiming to be an atheist is a logical next step.
Hugo Grinebiter
April 13, 2010 at 1:07 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Why? You’re conflating the two senses of “materialism” here; believing that only matter exists, and lusting after swag. There’s no reason why one cannot be both a philosophical materialist and an ascetic philanthropist.
SimonJester
April 13, 2010 at 5:13 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
This is funny, thanks for the laugh, although I think the shirt should read: “Jen McCreight does not exist.”
Julie @ The Mom Slant
April 13, 2010 at 6:57 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Love. LOVE.Need one for my atheist 8-year old.
CMSG
April 14, 2010 at 2:47 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
It was cream in the kugel (sp?) and she was going to visit the Jewish family her son married into (although they only admitted to being engaged at the time).
Carl Llaguno
April 14, 2010 at 4:06 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Lunch?Atheist Barbie cannibal?
Carl Llaguno
April 14, 2010 at 4:15 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Also, if it were a “surprise” orgy as you yourself wrote it, Atheist Barbie would not be expecting it. To be ready for surprise orgies sells itself exquisitely, but it does stretch our credulity a tad bit.The humor does not work very well, you can feedback and please do so.
Hugo Grinebiter
April 14, 2010 at 8:00 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I see you’ve got a Russian and a Swedish referral. Here’s what the Swede has to say, below the picture: (These days we may wonder what gear most leads the thoughts to sex, priestly vestments or going without pants? The difference is probably that in the vestments case it is about abuse, and in the pantsless case it is about free will. But of course the Church has always had problems with free will).
Hugo Grinebiter
April 14, 2010 at 8:03 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I see one of the linkers calls Our Hostess “Mr. Jender”. Wonder how they got there. Hey, the identity fields have started filling themselves in for me. Great!
Guest
April 15, 2010 at 4:19 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Snopes, yeah! Easy access to vagina, yeah! A clear head, and clear access to poon, all strong reasons to join Atheism!
stvnsn
April 16, 2010 at 10:54 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
hell yeah!!!
GodlessAndHappy
April 16, 2010 at 11:44 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
But… But.. I haven’t eaten a baby since…well ever! It’s not my fault honest I didn’t know there was a quota!Hold on, Not eaten babies, Looking to others for fogivness…Trying to adapt behaviour to follow rules…HOLY CRAP! Maybe I’m not an Atheist after all?*Removes nerd glasses and rubs eyes to see better*That’s all proof!*Hangs head Resigned to new path yet again*No more *sniff + tears* No more – GodlessAndHappy- :(Will have to adjusts name to ‘GodbodAndSad’! Naaa. Who am I kidding I’m too honest for that. LOLNice Barbies! Can I eat them?
DebunkingAtheists
April 21, 2010 at 7:10 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Did a post about your pic. Thought you might want to take a look.
Xorthon
April 21, 2010 at 7:38 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
As an Athiest, I do have to object to the Baby in a brown sack for lunch… It should be at least ground up into Pâté with some whole grain crackers.
Greg
April 22, 2010 at 3:15 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I ***LOVE*** Atheist Barbie!!! (particularly that last bit at the bottom). You go gurl!!!
Introbulus
April 23, 2010 at 3:31 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Darnit, why do the athiests get all the surprise orgies? Where are all the orgies for those of us who believe in god but follow no particular religious belief? =( Oh well.
godless in seattle
April 23, 2010 at 1:11 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
oh, don’t sell yourself short! You’re a woman without a sense of humor, not a mere woman!
SPCH
April 26, 2010 at 12:10 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I don’t see how one could consider it stupidity by the creator. The woman had very clear aims in designing the clothes for Barbie, to try and foster an interest in religion and the sacraments by kids in her parish. Pretty inventive thinking really. It’s not like she was trying to market the doll, or claim that Barbie is a fundamental Christian… Just a tool for Sunday school, it seems to me. And knowing kids, they probably went home after and dressed Barbie back in her ball gown…
Moo Alert
April 26, 2010 at 1:17 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Surpise? Apparently atheists can’t spell, either. :)
JK
April 26, 2010 at 2:06 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
No pants to be ready for surprise orgies? that made me giggle.
elementalchick1
April 26, 2010 at 10:50 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
ooohhhh…..the baby is the lunch. I thought it was the younger “sister” that regular Barbie is always hauling around.
Janus Daniels
April 27, 2010 at 12:08 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Episcopalians shun orgies; imagine having to write all those “thank you” notes.
Helen the Hellion
April 27, 2010 at 12:24 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
At first split-second glance I thought the book was “Goddess” reading material … just as appropriate and I like that even better! heehee after all I AM one!
melissaolivero
April 27, 2010 at 12:53 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I so want this doll. Thank you for the post and the laughs!
Nina
April 27, 2010 at 4:33 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I think atheist Barbie only needs shorter hair – but excellent – this is a Barbie that I’d love to own
Slipitoff
April 27, 2010 at 4:45 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
How about Muslim Barbie.I’d love one to undress.
KANCHI
April 27, 2010 at 5:12 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Wow, the owner of this blog… or whoever has access to post such crap, is really a friggin hmm…. i’ll be nice. Mentally challenged bible beater who does not understand common sense, I’m an atheist and I don’t eat babies. Not one atheist does, in fact Cannibalism is illegal in this country, as it is in 90% of the world. So… my point being, learn wtf you’re talking about before you make someone else, who may be easily impressionable, just as dumb as you are. Biblebeatingjesuscocksuckingjackasss!
William
April 27, 2010 at 5:45 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I am reminded of cauterization.You will either find and alwaysplease the creator of the world or leak to your death.
Marooned_on_Earth
April 27, 2010 at 6:19 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
ROTFLMFAO… I just LOVE this!!! Great job!!!I’ll take two, please.Oh, and excellent choice of reading material!!! Go RD!!!
Taz_1999
April 27, 2010 at 8:58 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Hey KANCHI, It’s called IRONY and HUMOR. Please look it up.
Joanne
April 27, 2010 at 12:43 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Love this barbie! The only thing I don’t like is how there’s a baby attached to her purse. Atheist barbie knows her reproductive rights and is pro choice :) And is probably against overpopulation
Rafael Padron
April 27, 2010 at 3:54 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Go against Church is Going Against GOD.GOD does not like people speak against OUR HOME, THE CHURCH.At the end (after this life), GOD will show like JUDGE all the worlds to the atheist as always and in general, he/sheanswer I did not know. Later, GOD ask whether he/she repents or not. The devil answer “no” instead of the soul, since he/she is wrapped up by the evil…The soul must face the hell.Possible Questions:How is the hell? Does the hell exist? Does the purgatory exist? How’s it?From the vision of Hell Said by OUR MOTHER AND OUR LADY OF FATIMA:”She opened Her hands once more, as She had done the two previous months. The rays [of light] appeared to penetrate the earth, and we saw, as it were, a vast sea of fire. Plunged in this fire, we saw the demons and the souls [of the damned]. The latter were like transparent burning embers, all blackened or burnished bronze, having human forms. They were floating about in that conflagration, now raised into the air by the flames which issued from within themselves, together with great clouds of smoke. Now they fell back on every side like sparks in huge fires, without weight or equilibrium, amid shrieks and groans of pain and despair, which horrified us and made us tremble with fright (it must have been this sight which caused me to cry out, as people say they heard me). The demons were distinguished [from the souls of the damned] by their terrifying and repellent likeness to frightful and unknown animals, black and transparent like burning coals. That vision only lasted for a moment, thanks to our good Heavenly Mother, Who at the first apparition had promised to take us to Heaven. Without that, I think that we would have died of terror and fear.” Source: http://bibleprobe.com/fatimavi…If you are interested to know about what GOD Is Saying Now,Read the Vassula’s Messages at:http://www.tlig.org/
Renfield12
April 27, 2010 at 4:36 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I need your name and address so I can sue you for making me stupider.
Tastentier
April 27, 2010 at 5:32 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I’m all for Atheist Barbie! But for the sake of diversity, I’d also like to see more religiously inspired Barbies. Such as Catholic Bishop Barbie! Or perhaps female Pope Barbie… or would the correct title be Mome? Barbie as the holy mother of the Roman Catholic church anyway. I bet that would stir up some controvery too.
rgbatduke
April 28, 2010 at 1:06 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Double kudos for Barbie and Boobquake. It’s always good to advance empirical science, but you really should point out that if the hypothesis were correct, the French Riviera would have experienced 9 on the Richter scale decades ago, as the mild and widely distributed display of cleavage in no significant way rivals the routine display of the entire female breast there and many other places throughout Europe. Also, the temple in Kajuraho, India that is covered from top to bottom not only in female lascivious nudity but in actual portrayals of humans in every conceivable combination of the sexual act would surely have been destroyed by earthquakes at some point during the 1000 years they have been standing.A more reasonable hypothesis is that wearing a burka causes earthquakes, as Tehran is for some completely inexplicable (in religious terms) reason the center of an inordinate amount of earthquake activity while the Playboy Mansion in Chicago is not. Perhaps God LIKES boobs and thinks that they should all be naked, all the time!Or maybe, just maybe, the earthquakes there are caused by the utterly impersonal mechanisms that drive the movement of tectonic plates:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/…One million people could die? Not because of immodesty, but because the Iranian government is utterly corrupt and hasn’t enforced safe building standards? Tectonic plates?Naaaaahhh. God Loves Boobs, and the Irani women perversely cover theirs…rgb
rgbatduke
April 28, 2010 at 1:13 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
BTW, what IS the book? I’m reading Sam Harris, myself, and quaking (so to speak) in my boots, but it is on my Kindle and I can’t recognize the cover. What does Atheist Barbie read instead of the Bible?rgb
rgbatduke
April 28, 2010 at 1:36 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Wow! Can I have some? Y’know, it is really hard to find a reputable seller of LSD around here, and clearly you’re on some pure quill.I am SO interested in knowing what GOD is saying right now that I’ve just prayed that GOD will manifest directly in my den and share a couple of cold beers with me and let me know, in person. But alas, our good Heavenly Mother must have enforced a curfew or something, because GOD is once again a no-show.Y’know, you’d think an eternal omnipotent omniscient omnipresent transcendent being that created a trillion trillion stars on day four of creation (and that’s just the ones we can SEE) could spare the time to stop in and knock back a few, but I suspect that I need a hit or two of your clearly excellent drugs for that to happen…rgb
Taz_1999
April 28, 2010 at 8:33 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
(ooops)
Taz_1999
April 28, 2010 at 8:34 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
The book is by Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion. Read more here: http://www.amazon.com/God-Delu…
rohit
April 28, 2010 at 9:21 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Hats off i cant think of anything better than this as atheistic but why donut you take a world tour to do all sort of a on going camping again all sort of “ist” you know i am just suggesting but i belive there are to many “ist “like feminist , chauvinist etc. but i will like you to lead world for only one ist i.e. humanistt try tell me if you think i am mad ,[email protected]
Not_Immune_to_the_obvious
April 29, 2010 at 12:29 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
LMAO!!! I LOVE the fact that you’re berating the creator for not “learning wtf” they’re talking about when you obviously didn’t even find out what you were complaining about before you posted. The chick who created it IS an atheist, supporting atheism and wanted to point out the humor in stereotyping. The fact that you didn’t read far enough or just didn’t understand that before you started the whine-fest is hillarious!!! Thanks for the laugh!
notabarbie
April 29, 2010 at 3:14 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
So hilarious…being a Barbara NOT a Barbie, I especially appreciated this post.
butcrack
April 29, 2010 at 7:35 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I like your way of thinking. Bishop and Pope Barbie, if they could be trusted, would make it safer for little G.I.Joe at Sunday school.
garciaja
May 1, 2010 at 10:38 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Please stop. You’re making both the feminist and atheist community look stupid.
jill
May 2, 2010 at 12:43 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
So very wonderful.jillIn Bed With Married Womenhttp://inbedwithmarriedwomen.b…
friendlytheist
May 9, 2010 at 10:05 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
She doesn’t. I’m a Christian and:- science t-shirts: check- nerd glasses: check (myopic astigmatism sucks)- Flying Spaghetti Monster paraphernalia: check… I’m not the only Christian who enjoys the FSM. First, it’s hilarious; second I totally identify to the revendication of separation of religion and science (which is how it all began) and of the separation of church and state. Only thing missing is sex orgies. When it comes to sex, I find three to be a crowd.
Freyasgift
May 14, 2010 at 5:15 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
That is effin hilarious!! I wish I had pictures of my darling daughter’s Dismembered Barbie collection. At the ripe old age of 4 she was…. creative in a very off-beat way. At the age of 11 she was rearranging parts of dolls. Like my little pony had a barbie face…. and her unicorn had drips of red nail polish on the point of it’s horn. My creative little “Wednesday”. At 13 she was planning on participating in boobquake, but thought better of exposing that much of her overdeveloped self to horny teenage boys (thank goodness for her common sense!!!!)
Jack Rackham
May 25, 2010 at 5:24 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Episcopalians, “god’s Frozen People”as an ex-Episcopal the basic principle is “We feel God is a gentleman and no gentleman would keep another out of heaven on some trivial little sticking point.”
screamer77
June 3, 2010 at 3:19 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I’m not sure you understand your level of awesomeness … :)
barbie girl
July 18, 2010 at 7:34 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Great post – If you are interested you can check out my personal fav barbie doll princess here http://www.barbiedollprincess….
Barbie Barbie
July 18, 2010 at 7:37 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Tiger woods barbie – with the perfect golfing Ts. Thats an idea ha http://www.barbiedollprincess….
Babz
July 19, 2010 at 6:16 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Agreed not everyone is suited to being a Barbie Doll Princess
Jeric_synergy
July 20, 2010 at 7:39 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Or, she could just be a humorless bore, not a ‘concerned thinker’.
Jeric_synergy
July 20, 2010 at 7:43 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Soooo, you are an idiot. And boring.
Colleen Galofaro
July 31, 2010 at 9:54 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Because I had to…
Fiona
August 1, 2010 at 12:07 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Please forgive me, I have stolen the name for my okcupid profile ;)
Benefits of a Salt Water
August 2, 2010 at 11:50 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Thanks for information, I’ll always keep updated here!
I think you're offensive
August 8, 2010 at 8:08 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
…yet if we bound her breasts and stuck a penis on her I’m guessing it’d piss you offI found it to be totally unrelated to gender so I’m guessing your issue is with Barbie herself. so can you not look at any woman without judging how she’s representing the entire female population, thus worsening the imbalance in equality between genders, or is it just the plastic ones?
ghkjm
August 8, 2010 at 8:42 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
not that distant considering how many pretentious boobs jump on it to feel like part of a persecuted, forward-thinking morally superior group, but to be fair I’ve only come across them in college so I dunno if it should count
Robert Lim
October 12, 2010 at 5:22 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
You have a wicked sense of humor, and I really love it! :-)
ScarletA
February 25, 2011 at 8:31 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Years ago there was a New Jersey Barbie parody going around, and there were some definite “jap” leanings (I think it was Manalapan barbie). There was a white trash Barbie, and a lesbian Barbie too…
Sierramomma
March 15, 2011 at 3:06 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
yeppers, owning your own sexuality vs having it handed to you covered up nice and proper like on a plate is very empowering. Sex is good, why complain about it?!!! My numbers beat my husband’s (by quite a bit!!! ;) he only slept with relationships- at 38 he had 8 partners.. he has never complained about the results of my *research* though.. !!!!!
InfidelsLaughter
April 27, 2011 at 7:19 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I gotta say your “heathen barbie” was a little lacking. It’s a known fact that all the goddless are covered in pagan tattoos, which violate the sanctity of gods creations. Also I think a picket sign with “LGBT recruiter” would be appropriate.
Siobhan256
May 14, 2011 at 2:02 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
My favourite- emergency use of Snopes.
Clare M
May 21, 2011 at 9:20 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I WANT! But only if Barbie was realistically proportioned – We’d hate to be bad influences on the children.
At
May 27, 2011 at 3:33 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Been an atheist my whole life, lucky to come from a family of non believers. I missed on all the orgies though…
Tyagin
May 28, 2011 at 11:56 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I like them both. Playing with rev. Barbie may well serve the atheist cause: Barbie, very much like any religion, is a game of pretending and showing off – that should prove something about the hoy clergy… I’ve also been an atheist for 32 years (except for the Easter Bunny, praised be His name and His holy Chocolate he misteriously delivers home every year) and never found out about the orgies..
Seaspir
June 3, 2011 at 1:50 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
My eyes popped when I saw you had Atheist Barbie pegged as reading non godly material, wearing a science Tshirt, and nerdy glasses,carrying laptop to look up snopes, that far you had described me exactly ( not an atheist ) but then, you go and say an Atheist would eat a baby, not wear pants, in case of instant sex opportunity and decorating herself with a gaudy ‘flying spaghetti monster’ necklace– Well, i can’t quite understand where you get off characterizing an Atheist woman like this? Most Atheist women i met are kind, conservative, intelligent, deep, thoughtful and eat healthy foods, wear beautiful jewelry and aren’t trying to hump men at any opportunity. Tell me, how does the Atheist Ken look?
CaryDonnie
June 25, 2011 at 10:52 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
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PinkiePiecrust
March 29, 2012 at 5:52 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I have this t-shirt and I’m a Christian…
On the internet I do not exist. It’s like dividing by 0.
Elroy Palomaki
August 13, 2012 at 12:48 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment
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