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Jan 13 2010

Amazon catches Catholic priests red handed

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humor, religion

by Jen

Or should I say, sticky handed?As Dan Savage wisely noted, “The pope will be furious but I’m sure the altar boys are grateful.”

Though if you keep scrolling through the “Customer’s Who Bought This Item Also Bought” list, you see the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Maybe it’s just atheists using communion wafers (and lube) for nefarious purposes? ….Hopefully not at the same time?

(Via BuzzFeed)

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    Joé McKen

    January 13, 2010 at 11:11 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    Will you STOP with the giving of horrendously creepy ideas? My mind can only take so much sacrilegious innuendo before turning on me. >_0

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    Joé McKen

    January 13, 2010 at 7:11 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    Will you STOP with the giving of horrendously creepy ideas? My mind can only take so much sacrilegious innuendo before turning on me. >_0

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    The Jules

    January 13, 2010 at 11:43 AM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    Astroglide – helps you swallow the biggest of fictions.

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    The Jules

    January 13, 2010 at 7:43 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    Astroglide – helps you swallow the biggest of fictions.

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    BeamStalk

    January 13, 2010 at 12:10 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    Joé – dammit I read "before turning on me" as "before turning me on" which creeped me out a bit.

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    BeamStalk

    January 13, 2010 at 8:10 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    Joé – dammit I read “before turning on me” as “before turning me on” which creeped me out a bit.

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    Joé McKen

    January 13, 2010 at 12:14 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    @BeamStalk:… Eww.

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    Joé McKen

    January 13, 2010 at 8:14 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    @BeamStalk:… Eww.

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    Godless Girl

    January 13, 2010 at 12:27 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    I guess they're renaming it "cum"munion.

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    rhb

    January 14, 2010 at 2:52 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    My RC girlfriend states categorically that these must be Protestant products! She claims that you can't just go out and buy RC ones (apart, no doubt, for the lubricant). I don't think she's going to marry me ( see earlier post) :-)

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    rhb

    January 14, 2010 at 10:52 PM (UTC -7) Link to this comment

    My RC girlfriend states categorically that these must be Protestant products! She claims that you can’t just go out and buy RC ones (apart, no doubt, for the lubricant). I don’t think she’s going to marry me ( see earlier post) :-)

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