Or should I say, sticky handed?
As Dan Savage wisely noted, “The pope will be furious but I’m sure the altar boys are grateful.”
Though if you keep scrolling through the “Customer’s Who Bought This Item Also Bought” list, you see the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Maybe it’s just atheists using communion wafers (and lube) for nefarious purposes? ….Hopefully not at the same time?
(Via BuzzFeed)
Will you STOP with the giving of horrendously creepy ideas? My mind can only take so much sacrilegious innuendo before turning on me. >_0
Will you STOP with the giving of horrendously creepy ideas? My mind can only take so much sacrilegious innuendo before turning on me. >_0
Astroglide – helps you swallow the biggest of fictions.
Astroglide – helps you swallow the biggest of fictions.
Joé – dammit I read "before turning on me" as "before turning me on" which creeped me out a bit.
Joé – dammit I read “before turning on me” as “before turning me on” which creeped me out a bit.
@BeamStalk:… Eww.
@BeamStalk:… Eww.
I guess they're renaming it "cum"munion.
My RC girlfriend states categorically that these must be Protestant products! She claims that you can't just go out and buy RC ones (apart, no doubt, for the lubricant). I don't think she's going to marry me ( see earlier post) :-)
My RC girlfriend states categorically that these must be Protestant products! She claims that you can’t just go out and buy RC ones (apart, no doubt, for the lubricant). I don’t think she’s going to marry me ( see earlier post) :-)