Sometimes the Vatican likes to take a break from condemning raped little girls for their abortion and sending our progress with sex education in Africa back to the dark ages. Now its focus is on the movie Angels & Demons, the prequel to Dan Brown’s Da Vinci Code. Apparently they’re gearing up for a boycott …
Monthly Archive: March 2009
Mar 21 2009
Jen watches the Watchmen
Finally saw Watchmen tonight. Yeah, yeah, I know I’m lagging a bit behind…oh well. To be completely honest, I had never even heard of Watchmen before all the advertisement and internet buzz. I had to Wikipedia it to learn that it was a originally a comic book. But before you crucify me for saying that, …
Mar 21 2009
Crazy Spring Break 09 Update!
Wow, spring break has been so crazy that I haven’t posted since Tuesday! …Oh wait, that’s right, I post when I’m procrastinating doing other things, so since I haven’t had anything to do, I haven’t posted! Amazing how that works. Luckily for anyone who’s reading this, most of the time I’m busy out of my …
Mar 16 2009
The Internet is a Random Place
Example #1709: The Prime Number Shitting BearWhat does it do, you ask? It’s a bear that shits prime numbers. Duhhhhhh.
Mar 16 2009
Speaking of boobs…
For those of you who don’t know me, I’m one of those girls with secret boobs. That is, I’m always wearing non-revealing Threadless shirts covered by sweatshirts, so no one notices that I’m a D cup. The few days I’m not bundled up under three layers of sweaters (blame Indiana weather) or wearing a v-neck, …
Mar 16 2009
Boobs and Bad Statistics
Ok, who can point out what’s wrong with the following statement from this story: “New Zealand women are getting bigger breasts, with D cups and bigger accounting for nearly half of Bendon bras sold in New Zealand last year.” I know there has been a trend of increasing breast size, but this particular study is …
Mar 16 2009
Boards games + inclusiveness = Evil Homosexual Agenda!!!
So apparently some conservative Christians have their panties in a twist because the online version of The Game of Life allows you to be a homosexual couple. One concerned mother wrote to WND about her experience with downloading the game to play with her daughter. “You know how kids are,” the mother told WND. “My …
Mar 14 2009
Roses are red…because they're yucky?
A new study from researchers in Australia has found that red coloration in flowers is used to deter herbivores. Large red flowers have increased levels of cyanide, and herbivores learn to associate the bitter taste of cyanide with the color. Isn’t evolution cool? I wonder if all red flowers are honest signalers, then. That is, …
Mar 14 2009
Roses are red…because they’re yucky?
A new study from researchers in Australia has found that red coloration in flowers is used to deter herbivores. Large red flowers have increased levels of cyanide, and herbivores learn to associate the bitter taste of cyanide with the color. Isn’t evolution cool? I wonder if all red flowers are honest signalers, then. That is, …
Mar 14 2009
What's the cure for lesbianism? Rape, of course!
From this story: “Lesbians living in South Africa are being subjected to ‘corrective rape’ and severe violence by men trying to ‘cure’ them of their sexual orientation, human rights groups have said.” Obviously a woman who isn’t attracted to men will see the error in her ways once she’s brutally raped! Who wouldn’t love men …
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