I was surprised to learn that the Deputy Press Secretary in the White House for the past two years has been Anna Kelly, who seems to meet pretty much all the requirements for a Trump spokesperson, being young (29 years old), female, a smooth liar, a Trump fangirl, and former beauty contestant. She was deputy to Karoline Leavitt for two years and could have taken over that role when Leavitt left and avoided the Zacharia debacle. The one thing that may have sunk her candidacy is that she has red hair and is not a blonde and Trump must not have been able to overlook that fatal flaw.
Meanwhile Jordan Klepper is miffed that his carefully researched piece on Katie Zacharia was not ready to air before her flameout.
When I heard there was a new White House press secretary, the one thing I was certain of immediately was that she would look like his daughter. The one he lusts for.
One of the things I find most striking about the entire Trump circle, but that I don’t think I’ve actually seen anybody comment on, is that weird thing they all do with their mouths -- the thing she’s doing in that still for the video, that looks like an alien controlling a skin suit trying to smile, having only ever read about smiling in books. I have quite literally seen far more convincing simulations of human emotion from actual sock puppets. I find it intensely unsettling, and I surely can’t be the only one?
Fora long time he has chosen them from the pages of a catalogue.
He will be forced to choose the next one from the cover.
Hey, if Anna Kelly really wanted the job she could’ve bleached her hair long ago. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
And slathered a heavier layer of makeup on, perhaps? Kelly is pretty in her own right. This cannot be allowed.