Robert Mueller has died. It’s not that I have strong feelings about this guy, but I was pleased to see that Donald Trump did have strong feelings.
Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! President DONALD J. TRUMP
Remember this! When the old orange dotard finally dies, he has nicely set an example of the appropriate response. “Donald J. Trump just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!” It’s perfect!
Finally, a Trump quote I might actually use.
But…
Wasn’t this the administration that wanted people prosecuted for “celebrating his death” if anyone said any criticism at all of Charlie Kirk?
Mock the Week – Thatcher’s Funeral
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.https://youtube.com/watch?v=hFzNhLRAgEU
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One of the things not included in the short excerpt was “Thatcher’s funeral should be handled by the lowest bidder – Because she would have wanted it that way!”
PS -Do any of you hear what the Scottish bloke says at the end of his suggestion? I don’t get regional British.
Mock the Week – Thatcher’s Funeral
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.https://youtube.com/watch?v=hFzNhLRAgEU
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One of the things not included in the short excerpt was “Thatcher’s funeral should be handled by the lowest bidder – Because she would have wanted it that way!”
Sorry! I did not intend to post a doublet!
@birgerjohansson “dig a hole so deep, they could hand her over to Satan personally”
The only problem is that the actions Trump has taken and is taking today will continue to harm people for many years to come.
We will honor the Fat Fuck appropriately.
geoffreybrent @ 6
Thank you!
Speaking of the transition between living and dead matter, here is some biology that PZ et al might find interesting.
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Anton Petrov
New Discovery Breaks Biological Definition of Life
.https://youtube.com/watch?v=ORwyjLN6hRY
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PS the undead thing in the rafters is just Stephen Miller.
I’m surprised Trump hasn’t been posting *as if* inconvenient people died, expecting everyone else to play along.
A director in FEMA complains about having been teleported “against his will” on more than one occasion. I thought we should just mention it.
The day that The Orange Turd dies should be declared a national holiday, with celebrations across the nation.
Look, I’ll say this for Trump: he was more polite about Mueller’s death than I will be about Trump’s.
I would prefer that Trump live long enough to face prosecution.
People will be queueing to dance on Trump’s grave.
So many that it might be worth building a ballroom.
Hang on…
Trump is obviously unaware that being dissed by him is a good thing, whether you’re dead or alive.
This was broadcast before the Mueller news, but I include it for context. It is just wall-to-wall awfulness (presented in a fun way)
“Trump’s Timeline of Failure! & The Senate is Doing What?!”
Have I Got News For You (American version)
.https://youtube.com/watch?v=XwT5zZbsKLk
@ chigau (違う) – 21st March 2026 at 10:10 pm : “I would prefer that Trump live long enough to face prosecution.”
Of course, Trump did face prosecution and was actually convicted on 34 counts and was facing other trials too but that evil convicted felon got elected POTUS anyhow because of the likes of Stein, Repugs, non-voters, the Only-A-Unicorn-Will-Do mob, the Abandon Biden-Harris klowns, Voter suppression and maybe also Musk manipulations too.
But yeah, I know what you mean. Sadly these days Trump could veryeasily get off any trial based on no longer being compos mentis – yet he remains in charge of the world’s rogue superpower and largest military.
If Trump does now face justice again, I fear its going to have to be of the mob variety..
That and the already extremely damming verdict of history. Which cannot put Trump behind bars unfortunately. If only it could..
Strangely enough, his offspring will be saying the same thing.
Kyle Kulinski makes some good points here – Trump Threatens to Obliterate All Iranian Power Plants as he Celebrates Robert Mueller’s Death at the 5 mins mark onwards on Trump’s petty, ugly and guilty reaction. Total temporal length is 8 mins 32 secs.
In short, if Mueller really exonerated him why is Trump still so mad at him even after he’s died?
rabbitbrush @8:
Inadequate, the dumpster needs to be on fire!
This always reminds me of Moms Mabley and her comedy bit (American Comedy Box !) about being told to only say good things about the dead: “He’s dead. Good.”
Somewhere else I saw a picture of a proposed Trump gravestone which is a urinal.
While I would not mourn his death, it’s a shame he”s too stupid and unimaginative to appreciate its aftermath. I’d rather prefer downfall and dishonor first, and a long enough life after for it to sink in. It’s unfortunate that the worst and least reflective of us are usually exempt from the consequence of their history. But in this world we rarely get all we want unless we write it in a novel. So if death in ignorant bliss is the price we must pay to be rid of a tyrant, I’ll settle for the compromise.
I bet what he said is clear projection of himself dying and the people’s instant response is exactly what Stupid Idiot said about Mueller.
Now that Trump made it OK to not be politically correct, it is OK for us to say the same of similar things about folks on the other side, Charlie Kirk, Stephen Miller and so on. I do not want Trump to die; I want him to live. On life support without sedation. Put a chest restraint and four points him to the bed and let him cook. No really, it’s ok to talk like this now.
@26 Beat me to it!