A few months ago, I wrote a short post forwarding information that Daniel Phelps had sent to me. Answers in Genesis is shrinking, with declining attendance at his dismal little theme park. Furthermore, more of the labor of writing for their website is falling on Ken Ham’s shoulders, which is peculiar given that he’s getting pretty old and ought to be thinking of the succession — as someone of roughly that age, I can say that we ought to be planning our retirement and thinking of fun and relaxation in our sunset years (call me, Ken, we can plan a retirement party!) But no, Bodie Hodge has sailed away, and Martyn Iles lost little time bailing out. Recently, their “paleontologist”, Gabriela Hynes, jumped ship abruptly, leaving AiG for ICR. The Ark is looking a bit leaky and wobbly, as Phelps has documented, and there must be all kinds of drama behind the scenes.
Ken Ham completely ignored the meat of my post and instead wrote a long entry obsessing over one thing I said. He quoted my final paragraph and didn’t bother to link to it, which is unsurprising. He never links to his critics. I wrote,
That’s a problem with authoritarian cults. They are ruled for life by unpleasant, weird people who alienate everyone around them, and maybe instill in them the ambition to be in charge on their own. I hope I outlive Ken Ham, because I’d really like to see the chaos that will follow on his death.
We’re already seeing hints of the chaos, because Ken is an unpleasant, weird person, and it will get worse if he dies. I think that fact makes him uncomfortable.
Instead of addressing the uneasy state of his legacy and discussing the stability of AiG, Ken was more concerned with my mention of our mortality and my hope to outlive him, so he fulminates at me and fires a bunch of Bible verses at me.
As we know, God’s Word states that,
For everything there is a season, and a time for every matter under heaven: a time to be born, and a time to die. (Ecclesiastes 3:1–2)
So when any one of us dies is not up to what some atheist professor wants. God is in control of both Myers’ life and ours.
I disagree. God has nothing to do with it. Genetics and lifestyle and chance are what will bring us both down, eventually. I do agree that I will not have anything to do with Ken Ham’s inevitable death.
But this pagan university professor, who has continually blasphemed and mocked God and Christians, needs to wake up and take note of God’s warning:
And inasmuch as it is appointed for men to die once and after this comes judgment. (Hebrews 9:27 LSB)
And if Myers continues in his willing ignorance and rebellion against God, he will suffer a second death after the first death:
But for the cowardly and unbelieving and abominable and murderers and sexually immoral persons and sorcerers and idolaters and all liars, their part will be in the lake that burns with fire and brimstone, which is the second death. (Revelation 21:8 LSB)
Cowardly? Not particularly. Not especially brave, either.
Unbelieving? Yes! Score one point for ol’ Ken.
Abominable? I get along fine with most people. Ken has the prerogative to find me personally loathsome, if he’d like.
Murderer? Nope, never have.
Sexually immoral? I’m sorry, I’m more sexually conventional and always have been.
Sorcerer? Very cool. I wish, but no.
Idolater? I worship no one or no thing. Another miss.
Liar? I won’t lie and say I’ve never lied, but it’s not a particularly prominent feature of my personality.
But Ken…are you planning to gloat about your violent god setting me on fire? That’s not very nice.
I would ask us to all pray for P.Z. Myers as he is well on his way to a Christless eternity. He is 68 years old (younger than me), but God could end his earthly life at any second.
We all live in a Christless universe, so that threat has no muscle behind it at all. I agree that any of us could die at any second, but it won’t be at the hand of Ham’s impotent, faceless, invisible god.
Hey Ken: rather than raging at me with your imprecatory Bible quoting, maybe address the issues I brought up: is your throne listing uneasily? Are you struggling with an internal mutiny?
Sorry, this one just made me lol for real.
An oldie but a goodie: “Heaven is hotter than hell!” https://paulbourke.net/fun/heaven/
Well, Luke 6:31 — “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you” . :)
He’s ostensibly practicing what he preaches, so…
You need to be woke, as per Ken.
(From the mouths of babes!)
Is that meant to be some sort of career advancement?
When you finally shuffle off, after all those Minnesotan winters, that guy might look like a loving embrace?
As PZ’s intelligence score is obviously much higher than his charisma, he’s obviously a wizard.
I’d ask him not to pray for me.
@ 6 microraptor
Oh yeah? Then explain this.
https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2026/04/28/shes-giving-me-signals/
Checkmate atheist.
just what makes him so sure he is not also included in his list of those who are destined for hell for eternity. I would have thought he meets some the “requirements” very easily.
If you wonder why the fundamentalists are getting weirder, see the concept of “extinction burst”
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Here! I found a concept that may make PZ’s last year at work easier.
“Hidden stripe pattern lets microscopes auto-focus across 400 times deeper range”
.https://phys.org/news/2026-04-hidden-stripe-pattern-microscopes-auto.html
Poor old Ken is clearly suffering from morbid theophobic psychosis, the acute anxiety disorder caused by mental abuse in childhood with tales of a magic mind-reading sky boogeyman and eternal torture. He has to spend his life trying to placate and curry favour with a divine malevolence. His relationship with his imaginary god is that of a partner in an abusive relationship.
Ham is full of shit, but at least he correctly spelled PZ’s name.
Don’t think we didn’t notice that you went through the list, rebutting all the accusations except for one.
So, ‘sorcerer’, then? I bet that comes in handy at times. Especially dealing with unruly students.
If there were a hell I’d absolutely want to go there, where ALL my favorite people would be. I’ll do whatever it takes to stay far the fuck away from any deity or afterlife destination that welcomes the likes of Ken Ham. Or Pete Kegsbreath.
If there IS a hell, all you unapologetic sinners and heathens are welcome tocome look me up. I’ll be in the Second Circle, V.I.P. section.
Iris! I haven’t heard from you in ages. I hope all is well!
Second death? What about second breakfast?!!!
Big question: does he ever actually read the Bible to the fullest, or did he spent his miserable career as a lying, slanderous creationist cherry picking out Bible verses to mud sling at anyone who disagrees with you, even your truly? When I was running a creationist blog years ago, I did a few articles that raised his ire so much that he quickly made a huge deal out of it on his site.
Well, I tried to help him with certain illustrations years ago. Even helped him make a multimedia CD version of one of his putrid books for kids, “A is for Adam,” but it never worked out. All his media and literature past and present are all worthless feces and pukes with no bases of any scientific, paleontological, historical, religious, and archaeological reality.