Just letting you all know. I feel like I ought to remind everyone that you carry your self in a bloody gelatinous goo cradled in a bone bowl that you hold about 5 feet above the ground while tottering about on two long sticks, and a fall is a traumatic catastrophe, that no sensible designer would allow to persist. We ought to have four legs, or better yet eight, and our brain ought to be held much closer to the ground. Stupid evolution.
Also, the drugs we take to permit better healing ought not to put you in a stupor that leaves you chronologically confused and incapable of calculating the force generated by a 5 foot fall under an acceleration of 9.8 m/sec2. Stupid medicine.
Stupid weather.
Anyway, I’m told it takes 3-5 days to recover from a stupid fall like this. I’m right on track, and insist that I will be recovered enough to inflict more genetics on my students by Monday. I’m supposed to be delivering an online quiz/exercise today, and I’ll have to see how that goes. Would you want to take a quiz composed by an addled brain?
Yay!
Good to hear… I mean, read.
Good.
I’m also glad that the text is pretty lucid. The spelling of the title is a bit wonky, but we can’t be having with spelling police.
GNU Terry Pratchett.
Two more knees? No thanks.
You had me at “bloody gelatinous goo”.
Maybe? “Addled” could entail lots of different content.
Glad to read that you are on the mend.
Have you had a DEXA (Bone Density Scan) ?
I’m also at a high risk for falls, and was found to have severe osteoporosis.
Now I’m on Evenity to try to rebuild those weak bones.
If you haven’t already, consider that test.
Good.
Can I have a couple of drinks first?
Don’t forget that our current design allows us to view predator and prey over tall grass. I would hate to lose that.
Glad to hear you’re healing as expected. I also like your title parody as if written by an American of the near future.