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How DHS celebrates Xmas

It’s not just Jesus with an AK47, now Santa is packing, too.

If you’re in Homeland Security, you’re a twisted, evil person.

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  1. Rich Woods says

    ICE have started packing Stinger missiles. When that goddamn illegal Laplander violates US airspace on Christmas Eve and attempts his first landing on the roof of the northernmost house in Maine, they’ll be ready to shoot him out of the sky. If he survives and tries to push his overturned sleigh back onto its runners, they’ll be justified in firing at him again from point-blank range.

  2. vucodlak says

    A response meme that I’m too lazy to make:
    “And you’re going to the Ha Ha Hague.”

    I think Harley Quinn and her mallet would be an appropriate pairing, as she occasionally wields it for justice, but Pennywise with his mouth in full I’m-going-eat-you nightmare mode would be another way to go.

  4. HidariMak says

    I do count 8 ICE agents in that image. Which makes sense, in that Santa’s sleigh might be preceded by 8 tiny reindeer poops.

  5. John Morales says

    HidariMak, I count as many in that second image.

    But we’re in Dec 2025. Images mean shit.

  7. dangerousbeans says

    Do those look generated to anyone else? Are they too lazy to even do a photoshoot?

  9. StevoR says

    As one counter to this :

    The controversial “ICE was here” nativity scene at a Dedham, Massachusetts church will remain until the priest can speak with the Archbishop of Boston Richard Henning.

    The display outside St. Susanna’s Parish has the anti-ICE message where Jesus, Mary, and Joseph would normally be, suggesting that they were detained by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents. It was installed the Saturday after Thanksgiving.

    The church’s priest, Father Stephen Josoma, said he was hoping to speak with Bishop Henning over the weekend to get clarity on the situation.

    “If the circus continues, we’ll take it down. We don’t want this to be ongoing. We are just making a statement and I think we got our message out,” the church’s priest Father Josoma said. “Our hope was to create dialogue around contemporary life. Some do not agree with our message, but that does not render our display sacrilegious.”

    Source & image of that display : https://www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/ice-was-here-nativity-dedham/

    Guess Xmas really is what people choose to make of it.

  10. Kagehi says

    Saw a pic yesterday that fits this perfectly – The usual “Take a picture with Santa for $5.”, meme, except the kid is crying their eyes out, while the parents take the picture, because said kid is standing in front of a coffin, with a presumably dead Santa lying in it.

  12. vinnievidivici says

    I hate to be the “not ALL DHS” guy, but here we are.

    I have a friend who’s a volunteer for the US Coast Guard Auxiliary, which means he’s in the DHS. Nearly everything his Department is doing churns his stomach, he says, and he wishes the CG was out of there. (In wartime, USCG gets shifted to the DoD but that would be even worse.)

    But, he works with the Marine Safety and Environmental Protection Department. He inspects and enforces regulations on vessels large and small to prevent oil spills and other HAZMATS, and enforce fisheries and marine resources protections. And when a spill does happen (nobody’s perfect) they’re there—along with your state agencies—making sure the responsible party cleans it up in accord with law and regulation.

    Another division is responsible for interdicting drug trafficking, I’m told, but whenever possible, they stop and arrest the poor sods in their overpowered pangas or semisubmersibles, because the USCG is the only branch of the military with actual police powers and they know how to do the right thing. Let’s face it, most of the operators of those vessels aren’t the drug kingpins. They’re some guys who were taken from their homes and told their families would be hurt or killed if they didn’t comply. That’s not deserving of an extrajudicial death sentence!

    He says that if there were a way to dissociate himself and his Shipmates from ICE, CBP, and the rest, he’d take it.

    (I also must state that the above opinions are my own and do not necessarily represent the views of the USCG or the Auxiliary. They are based on personal conversations only.)

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