It was only by accident, though — the video above is about Conservapædia, and you may recall that there was a period over ten years ago that Andy Schlafly was obsessed with me. It still counts!
I made a quick run to St Cloud today, to visit Spirit Halloween after Hallowe’en, when they are busy dumping everything left over at half price. Get out there quick! Like any mysterious fantasy shop, it’s going to vanish, leaving only a dusty empty space off an abandoned alleyway — our local stores disappear on November 3rd. I stocked up on weird fake spider crap for next year’s celebration.
More importantly, my wife sent me on a mission to get a new vacuum cleaner, because our old one is busted.