Cancel that Nobel Peace Prize


This could have been predicted. The cease fire in the Middle East is falling apart.

Israel on Tuesday carried out military strikes in Gaza after the nation accused Hamas of violating the ceasefire by attacking Israeli troops and not returning the remains of Israeli hostages killed in Hamas captivity.

The Trump administration claims that the peace deal still holds, even though the persistence of military strikes means there is, by definition, no peace in the region.

The ceasefire deal “doesn’t mean that there aren’t going to be little skirmishes here and there,” Vice President JD Vance said Tuesday during a visit to Capitol Hill. “We know that Hamas or somebody else within Gaza attacked an [Israeli] soldier. We expect the Israelis are going to respond, but I think the president’s peace is going to hold despite that.”

JD Vance is such a slimy little toady.

At least Trump can fall back on his other 6 or 7 war-ending negotiations. Can anyone name them?

Comments

  1. Rich Woods says

    Can anyone name them?

    India and Pakistan.
    Albania and Azerbaijan.
    Gondor and Mordor.
    Ankh-Morpork and Pseudopolis.
    Earth and Mars.
    Heaven and Hell.

    What do I win?

  2. Reginald Selkirk says

    At least Trump can fall back on his other 6 or 7 war-ending negotiations. Can anyone name them?

    Didn’t he mostly end the National Guard occupation of Los Angeles? And he could do the same for D.C., Chicago, Portland… there is no end to the number of wars he could end.

  3. raven says

    Latest headline

    BOVINO (head of US Border Patrol, part of DHS) SAYS AMERICANS SHOULD STOP PROTESTING IF THEY DON’T WANT TO GET SHOT BY HIS MASKED AGENTS . CBS NEWS CHICAGO …

    The number of wars Trump has or is starting are so many, it is hard to keep track of them.

    .1. The Trade wars with all the tariffs.
    .2. The War on Science.
    .3. The War on Medical Research and Medicine.

    .4. The war and invasion of the USA by the US military.
    In LA, Portland, Chicago, Washington DC etc..
    I still haven’t figured out why the USA is declaring war on the USA but whatever.

    .5. Venezuela, probably.
    .6. The Wars on the Poor and Homeless.
    .7. Reserved space for the next war on something, somewhere, for some reason.

    The US has declared war on me. Again.
    We’ve been through this once before when I was a kid, the anti-Vietnam war protest movement.

    Bovino, the head of the Border Patrol, is now threatening to shoot protesters. That is me and a few million of my close friends. I’ve been to 7 demonstrations so far and am a minor part of the local committee.

    You can tell, they really, seriously want to see rivers of blood and piles of bodies in the streets. They are trying very hard to call out the National Guards and the entire US military including the Air Force, Space Force, Marines, and Navy.
    And with that and all those poorly trained, substandard newly hired ICE and BP thugs and the huge amount of tactical equipment and guns, it is inevitable.
    They’ve already shot two people, for no good reasons, one of which is dead.

  4. Snarki, child of Loki says

    Trump totally stopped the war between Agrabah and Atlantica.

    Or perhaps it was the lack of water for one, and a surfeit of water for the other? Or that they’re both fictional?

    Someone should ask Trump. I’m sure the answer will be entertaining.

  5. HidariMak says

    I’d love if some reporter could just casually mention the ongoing conflict between Wakanda and Genosha to Trump, for his thought.

  6. hellslittlestangel says

    The ceasefire deal “doesn’t mean that there aren’t going to be little skirmishes here and there,” Vice President JD Vance said Tuesday during a visit to Capitol Hill.

    Then, since firing has not ceased, it’s NOT a ceasefire deal.

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