I have evidence that spiders are posting on the internet


This ‘person,’ David Love, is definitely a spider.

Female spiders possess structures in their reproductive tracts called spermathecae that are used to store sperm. Humans lack them, and in fact, the human female reproductive tract is hostile to the survival of sperm. From this, I am forced to surmise that David Love is, in fact, a spider — and further, a female spider.

Alternatively, many other invertebrates have spermathecae, so it’s possible that he is instead a hermaphroditic earthworm.

Comments

  1. Silentbob says

    Why are these people so fucking obsessed with insemination??

    (Rhetorical question. Because Gilead is an end goal.)

  2. hellslittlestangel says

    His lower body is rather conveniently cropped out of his profile picture.

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