I thought I struggled with two small children over the weekend, but I just cracked a container in the lab and found one Parasteatoda mama dealing with a few hundred little spiderlings. Everyone was scampering all over the place.
Look! They’re all over the jungle gym! Seemed familiar.
Too bad you are not ambulatory right now, otherwise you could re-introduce these around Morris during your walk to make up for spiders-not-seen. Do you get blustery summer days in which a blithe spidering might softly balloon away?