The Chucklefuck Twins are on a legal mission here in Minnesota. Jacob Wohl explains:
Laura Loomer and I just tried to serve Ilhan Omar with a sworn affidavit that says she never married her brother
Her house? Vacant!
Her office? Vacant!
Her staff confirmed that she’s ‘working’ in her home district. So where the hell is Ilhan Omar? pic.twitter.com/UdKwvMem1P
— Jacob Wohl (@JacobAWohl) February 22, 2019
Let’s just try to parse that, OK?
Laura Loomer and I just tried to serve Ilhan Omar
So they’re acting as process servers? Is there a lawsuit in the works?
with a sworn affidavit
I don’t get it. They’re serving her with a piece of paper that someone else signed? An affidavit? You don’t need to serve that. You could just mail it, it’s just providing information.
that says she never married her brother
Now we’re deeply in right-wing lunacy land. That makes no sense. They’re giving her a sworn affidavit that she never married her brother? I think most of us could recieve a piece of paper with someone’s signature on the bottom that says we hadn’t married a sibling, and without batting an eye, would calmly close the door and call local mental health services. Yeah? It’s true. I didn’t marry a relative. I don’t need you to inform me of that fact.
Apparently, though, this is part of a scurrilous rumor (spread by Minnesota’s own crank right wing conspiracy mill, the PowerlineBlog) that she married her brother in a cunning scheme to get him a green card. There is no evidence for any of it.
It’s also bizarre because a) any brother would have been naturalized by the same process that naturalized the Omar family, b) US citizenship laws make siblings as eligible as spouses, so there’d be no need for a marriage, and c) the “brother” she’s accused of marrying isn’t her brother.
I think this is more of a case of the Chucklefuck Twins showing up with an accusation and a demand that she deny it, and then hoping to use the fact that she wouldn’t dignify such an absurd claim with an answer and threw them out as evidence that she was guilty. Just like how the Immigration Law Center of Minnesota wouldn’t respect a pair of chucklefuck pseudojournalists in an armored car, therefore the ILCM hates Jews.
And then Omar isn’t dignifying them with her attention. How sad for them.