When this guy votes, he votes for Trump


Guaranteed.

Also, the Lord told him to write a book.

Comments

  1. says

    Barium and aluminum plus wood doesn’t make the wood burn better. Maybe some kind of oxidizer like a chlorate would but – shocking news: his pyrotechnic chemistry is wrong.

  2. euclide says

    It’s an old theory, which explains other things : https://xkcd.com/966/

    Note that the number of the xkcd issue matches the twitter handle of this lunatic

    coincidence ?

    more seriously, this guy is next level nuts

  3. mcfrank0 says

    Marcus Ranum at #2 — he’s not claiming that Barium and Aluminum are oxidizers, he’s claiming that the metals themselves are burning, an even more ridiculous statement! (“They are fighting a metal fire…”)

  4. leerudolph says

    mcfrank0: “he’s not claiming that Barium and Aluminum are oxidizers, he’s claiming that the metals themselves are burning, an even more ridiculous statement! ”

    What are the odds that he, simultaneously, believes that “JET FUEL CAN’T MELT STEEL!!1!”?

  5. says

    @numerobis, spraying forests with glyphosate so that aspens do not grow in there is a whole new level of inane on top of the old idea of growing only conifers. It seems that capitalism that values only profits and nothing else is really, really good only in one thing – destroiyng everything.

    Aluminium is metal that does in fact burn in its pure form, if the surface are is big enough – i.e. foil or dust. Dust can even explode under the correct conditions. Hypothetically it could be dusted from airplanes over a bigger area, but given its density, it would be awfully expensive.
    Barium is alkaline earth metal. It is very reactive and you would not be able to spread it in dust form, it would immediately oxidize upon release.

  6. Akira MacKenzie says

    The guys on “God Awful Movies” reviewed Taylor’s…ahem, biopic, “The Trump Prophecy,” a couple of weeks back. I assure you al, chemtrails is only the start of the crazy with this guy.

  7. willj says

    he’s claiming that the metals themselves are burning, an even more ridiculous statement!

    Not quite sure what you mean. An Mg fire working with stupid machinists? Keep sandbags around. I’ve heard of a titanium fire too. Pretty scary.

  8. says

    @Monad:

    Alba means “white” and is the root word for “Albion”, meaning that the center of these fires is the fabled perfect homeland for white supremacists. Do you doubt me? The Elbe river is “the white river” and was one of the goals for the Soviet Army, and is now for the Russian Army. Would a preserver of white civilization like Putin accept the Elbe as any kind of goal – final, intermediate, or otherwise – if it wasn’t the “white” river?

    Clearly all white supremacists should head to the center of the nearest out-of-control wildfire right now! or else risk the tears of Baby Jesus and the dominance of ${latest racial bogeyman} for ever and ever and ever.

  9. nomadiq says

    You can’t spell God or Jesus with the chemical element abbreviations, proving all chemistry is evil. Further proof: you can spell Allah with Aluminum, Lanthanum and Hydrogen.

    I expect a huge twitter following to manifest in minutes.

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