I’ve totally lost track of how many ‘strands’ are in DNA


I’ve been exposed to Judith Kusel, and now I am so confused. You might be wondering who Judith Kusel is, so here’s her own summary.

Judith is a Visionary, Inspirational Writer, Pyramid Crystalline Grid Activator and Soul Empowerment Consultant. She is a remarkable and awe-inspiring woman, who has the ability to tap into the cosmic Super-consciousness fields and to bring forth the Ancient Cosmic knowledge.

Obviously, a totally trustworthy source.

Anyway, I’m trying to figure out one simple point that she often brings up: what is a DNA strand, and how many of them are there? Usually when we talk about DNA strands, we’re referring to the sugar-phosphate backbone and attached nucleotides, so we can say that DNA in a cell is double-stranded, when we talk about genes we can say one strand is the template strand and the other is the sense strand, etc. In that context we can say that DNA is made up of two strands, and sometimes one.

But Ms Kusel thinks we have 12.

We are now, eing [sic] slowly but surely awakened to the TRUTH OF WHO AND WHAT WE ARE. As the Higher Frequency Rays are now being added and with is our 12 strand DNA, we are going to shedding more and more of the OLD WAYS, ACTING, THINKING, and BEING… as these simply do not serve our HIGHER PURPOSE ANYMORE.

No, wait, it’s 13.

It has been scientifically proven that the new children, being born since 2007, have been born with 13-strand DNA, which means that they will have far greater abilities than we have ever had.

I’d also like to know what she means by “scientifically proven”, but let’s just focus on a single question right now.

If we have 12 or 13 strands, how can you activate strands #24 and #36?

There are immense changes coming to Planet Earth and her people within the next few weeks and months. Inherently this is because the Platinum, Emerald, Ruby and Diamond Rays as well as the Crystal Clear ones, are now opening up the cell memory banks, as the new DNA strands are being activated – 12, 24 and 36. This means there is far more which is going on inside the human physical, emotional, spiritual and mental bodies than the naked eyes can sense of see.

I think you can understand my problem here. I think what we need is for Ms Kusel to draw the chemical structure of these multiply-stranded DNA molecules so we can more clearly see what she’s talking about.

It might also help explain how a galaxy can have DNA.

Most of those in the royal families intermarried – or brother and sisters married in order to keep the frequencies and vibrations in their inherent DNA and cell structures clear – mostly because of the planet or Galaxy that they came from – bearing in mind that each Galaxy has its own DNA encoded with its own type of vibration.

I mostly want to be able to smugly tell those smarty-pants astronomers that hah, their field is just a minor subdiscipline of biology. I know because a Pyramid Crystalline Grid Activator tells me so.

Comments

  1. says

    “Pyramid Crystalline Grid Activator”
    Well my trigonal-bipyramid beats her tetragonal-pyramidal geometry by ….something or other so I vibrate at a totally quantum above something else.
    So there!!

  2. says

    Judith is a Visionary, Inspirational Writer, Pyramid Crystalline Grid Activator and Soul Empowerment Consultant. She is a remarkable and awe-inspiring woman, who has the ability to tap into the cosmic Super-consciousness fields and to bring forth the Ancient Cosmic knowledge.

    The very definition of Bonnaconshit.

  3. Nerd of Redhead, Dances OM Trolls says

    The woo is strong in Judith. Time to cue the Twilight Zone theme music.

  4. birgerjohansson says

    My tesseract interface thingmajig folds into hyperspace, so I can make it arbitrarily bigger than the pathetic and old-fashioned gear Ms Judith Kusel is using.

    Also, Zach Weinersmith has a much better explanation to the way the universe works: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/a-window
    — — — — —
    “Pyramid Crystalline Grid Activator”
    Do not diss pyramids. The Sleeper in the Pyramid woke up and moved to London, in the latest Laundry novel.

  5. robro says

    I know because a Pyramid Crystalline Grid Activator tells me so.

    I thought it was the Bible tells me so? Oh well, same diff.

    Artor @ #6 — Perhaps this explain the success of d’tRump.

  6. says

    Platinum, Emerald, Ruby, and Diamond Rays? Plus “Crystal Clear”? I think she’s forgetting the Sapphire, Pearl, and Gold, and Silver ones.
    And the Sun and Moon ones.

  7. blf says

    This scammer has a French-language blog, which also makes precisely no sense. Running it through Generalissimo Google translate is a slight improvement:

    We are in the midst of intense change as the next 144 years of the next Epoch began last week.

    It changes us and now trains us in a powerful dynamic. It is a spiral energy that eliminates 3D (like a washing machine that removes dirt) and so we can sometimes experience numbness, dizziness, disorientation, and a sense of being in two or more worlds at a time.

    A washing machine that removes 3D ? (The original English, which I cannot quote for mysterious technological reasons (fecking farcebork), makes even less sense.)

  8. abusedbypenguins says

    timgueguen, too late, brown acid is all she likes, puts her on a really higher plane.

  9. robro says

    As I passed through the Haight a little while ago, I could feel my DNA strands multiplying because of all the Crystal Clear Rays that beam through the area and open our cell memory banks. Then I moved up to Twin Peaks and my DNA strand count soared even more. It’s a very high place. But then I went down to Noe Valley, which is a nice area but not nearly so spiritual…more Ruby Rays than Crystal Clear…so my DNA strands went back to more normal levels. Now I’m home…ugh the dishes need washing, the laundry bringing up, the Christmas decorations sorting. I’m sure I barely have a pair of DNA strands.

  10. bcwebb says

    I seem to be short some strands. Maybe I can get a DNA weave or something. Anyone have the number for Trump’s hairdresser?

    — ready to sign up with DNA-club-for-men —- for thicker more luxurious DNA. And it’s your real DNA so you can replicate!

  11. emergence says

    What does any of that even mean!?

    I’ve taken to calling this sort of thing “buzzword diarrhea”. Complete goons seem to have a tendency to rattle off long strings of awkward neologisms and jargon.

  12. Owlmirror says

    Oh, you poor hidebound blinkered close-minded materialists!

    She does not mean DNA, the merely physical chemical; that DeoxyriboNucleic Acid with “sugar phosphate” and “nucleotides” and all those ordinary atoms and molecules! No, no, no, no! She means that wondrous and transcendent subtle essential substance, Diaphanous Numinous Aether, which vibrates and resonates and bears the mystical source code of our spirits and souls! New strands can of course arise when the essential energies of the crystalline spheres interact with our spiritual bodies!

    It’s all so simple, really!

    [I suspect that it would not take long for me to learn how to emit mystico-pseudoscientific newage glurge that would net me money from the same audience that clearly exists for the stuff in the OP — at the price of never being able to feel clean ever again]

  13. Arnaud says

    The stupidity is on purpose, I think. The same way spam e-mails are full of grammatical and spelling mistakes: to sort out from the start the chaff from the grain, the bottom educational and intellectual 2 % who will later fall for the scam and avoid mass replies which would take too long to read through.
    Blf, I wasn’t able to find the French language blog. Do you have a link?

  14. blf says

    Arnaud@23, “I wasn’t able to find the French language blog. Do you have a link?”

    Yes & no — On rechecking, I now realise I made a mistake, and it isn’t her blog, but someone else’s who translates English-language woo-woo posts into Français. The specific translated post which confused me (and I quoted Generalissimo Google’s translation of) is Judith Kusel — UNE NOUVELLE RÉALITÉ. The French-language blog is clearly an uncritical hive of woo-woo.

  15. Crudely Wrott says

    As the Higher Frequency Rays are now being added and with is our 12 strand DNA, we are going to shedding more and more of the OLD WAYS, ACTING, THINKING, and BEING…

    Well, she’s right, folks. See, once you leave the visible spectrum you start getting ultra violet rays which will light up your hide and peel it right off you.
    Then, ramping up to even higher frequency rays, you discover X rays which will punch right through you and leave shadows of your bones on the sidewalk.
    Go high enough and you encounter gamma rays which will turn you to dust without much fuss . . .
    . . . my Dog, that woman is trying to kill us all! Rrruuuunnn!!!

  16. DanDare says

    Richard Dawkins interviewed a woman with this bullshit line in Enemies of Reason. Is it the same one or are the threads multiplying?

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