Trust Skepticon to turn April Fool’s Day into April Fool’s Month

Skepticon is pranking a couple of losers — every dollar donated is a vote for your choice of recipient of a goofy gift. You can vote for Heina Dadabhoy, Matt Dillahunty, Keith Lowell Jensen, or…what, ME? This must be a mistake. Hang on.


I had to run off and make a bunch of votes for those other people. I don’t need Mormon underpants, or my face on a potato, or a cardboard penis. Especially not the last one. As everyone knows, the penis I was born with is already _____________*. So go vote for everyone else, immediately.

*Choose one:
a) flat.
b) corrugated.
c) floppy.
d) made of 100% recycled wetsuits.


  1. Athywren - not the moon you're looking for says

    Trick question! We all know it’s corrugated wetsuits.

  2. Lady Mondegreen says

    I hear Mormon underpants accomodate corrugated wetsuit penes perfectly. BRB

    *votes for PZ*